Simply Kneaded Massage Studio

06/21/2026

💚 Pay What You Can Days 💚

July 6th-8th

Every month, I set aside a few days where you decide what you can comfortably pay for your 60-minute massage

No income requirements
No awkward questions
No judgment

Whether you can pay my regular rate, a little less, or somewhere in between, everyone deserves the chance to relax, heal, and take care of themselves.

60-minute massage
By appointment only
Simply Kneaded Massage Studio
Text 240-522-3748 to reserve your spot!

**July dates tend to fill quickly, so if these don't work for you (or if they fill before you snag a spot), go ahead and reserve one of the remaining 2026 Pay What You Can dates:

August 27-29
September 16-18
October 29-31
November 22-25
December 20-22

Life gets expensive. Sore muscles don't care. Let's take care of both. 💚

*P.S. If all you've got is homemade pie, fresh eggs, honey, flowers from your garden, homemade soap, canned goodies, a loaf of fresh bread, or another heartfelt trade... let's have a conversation. 😉💚*

06/17/2026

🌞 Good morning!

Before you tackle your to-do list...

💧 Drink some water.
🤸 Stretch your body.
😊 Take a deep breath.
📅 Book the massage you've been putting off.

Your body is with you 24/7. Treat it like someone you actually like.

If your neck is stiff, your shoulders are living in your ears, or your low back is threatening to file for divorce... it's probably time.

Text me at 240-522-3748 and let's get you back to feeling human. 💚

Self care is Simply Kneaded

06/12/2026

Well, this week reminded me that massage therapists are not immune to workplace injuries... even when the "workplace" is the backyard!

My dog spotted a raccoon and took off like she was training for the Olympics. I grabbed the rope, the rope won, and my hand lost. Thankfully, it was just a nasty rope burn and not anything more serious.

I'm counting my blessings because it could have been much worse. My hand is healing, I'm on the mend, and I fully expect to be back in the office on Monday.

So if you've been wondering why I've been taking it easy for a few days, that's the story. One determined dog, one suspicious raccoon, and one massage therapist who learned an important lesson about hanging on too long!

See you all next week!

❤️ Dana
Simply Kneaded Massage Studio

06/03/2026

This keeps popping up! Maybe it's a sign for me to go take these classes

Whole-Person Massage Approaches

06/02/2026

If stress, tension, or sore muscles have been giving you a hard time… I've got the table waiting 🤎

Text 240-522-3748 to book your appointment.

And just so you know… you're booking with the #1 Massage Therapist in Westernport 😂

Now.....being the only one might've helped my ranking a little… but sore muscles don't care about technicalities.

These hands have been putting in the work since 2013, helping folks feel a little better one knot at a time.

Self care is Simply Kneaded

05/25/2026

Memorial Day isn’t just about cookouts and get-togethers.
It’s a day to remember the reason we’re able to have them in the first place.

We honor the men and women who never made it home to sit around a grill, laugh with family, or enjoy a long weekend. Their sacrifice is what made our freedoms possible.

Today, I’m especially thinking of my nephew, my hero, my fallen soldier Christopher J. Foster. 🇺🇸

05/25/2026

Self-care is serious business at Simply Kneaded Massage Studio. 💆‍♀️🌿
When the rain just wouldn’t quit this week, I went ahead and hung my hammock right up in my kitchen and made myself a little cozy spot anyway.

Around here, self-care doesn’t have to be fancy—it’s just about finding a little peace where you can. 💛

So tell me, y’all… what’s your kind of self-care lately?

05/24/2026

🌿 Need a midweek reset?
I have Wednesday open for massage appointments from 10am–7pm.
Warm table, calm space, and an hour (or more) just for you.
Message me to book your appointment — you’ve earned it. 💆‍♀️✨

05/21/2026