Kim's Keto 365

Kim's Keto 365 Eat Fat to Lose Fat! Functional Nutrition Coach specialising in the Keto lifestyle. I have been doing Keto over a year myself and I've lost 37kg's / 81,5lbs.

I provide Keto and intermittent fasting programs including meal plans and 1 on 1 coaching.

20/08/2026

“But you can’t live without carbs.”

Day 2602… Still life persists 🤷🏻‍♀️

20/08/2026

Me pretending I know what I’m doing with makeup… 😂

I’m not a makeup girly. I’m more of a “please tell me exactly where this goes and how much I’m supposed to use” kind of girl 🙈

But I’m having fun experimenting with Mooiste Meisie, and this little gift from Sunny, gave me the perfect excuse to play around with the liquid lip liner and lip gloss.

The fact that I can put on makeup and almost look like I knew what I was doing? We’re calling that a win 😂

If you want to ask Sunny Mooiste Meisie by SunnyM about the products, colours, specials or how to order, you can WhatsApp her directly:

📲 Sunny: 084 582 1003

Just to keep things transparent, these products were gifted to me by Sunny. This isn’t a paid post, but I wanted you to know exactly where they came from 💖

19/08/2026

“But where do you get your fibre?”

From the same place I get my unsolicited nutrition advice 🙄😂

18/08/2026

“But your brain needs glucose…”

Ma’am, my brain has survived far worse decisions than not eating bread 😂🥚

18/08/2026

If you love a bargain, SAVE THIS ONE 👀🛍️

I visited ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇᴛ today at 94 Eloff Street, Selby, and honestly, what a plug 🔌🤩

We’re talking:
👚 Tops from R30
👖 👗 Pants and dresses from R60
…and loads of other seriously affordable clothing 😍

A few things you’ll want to know before you go:

📍 It’s in Selby, on the outskirts of Joburg, not right in Joburg CBD. I felt completely safe driving there and it was easy to find.

🚗 There’s parking right outside, with a security guard keeping an eye on the cars.

📍 They’ve also got a recent video on their page showing exactly how to get there and what to look out for, so check that before you go. It’s super easy once you know where you’re going.

👗 There aren’t changing rooms, but there are plenty of mirrors, so you can hold things up to check the fit and look. For tops, you can also pop them over what you’re wearing. Everything I bought fit me perfectly, so I had no issues.

🙋🏼‍♀️ The team was also so helpful and happy to assist if you’re looking for something specific.

Honestly, such a fabulous experience and I’ll definitely be back. Especially for their swimwear launch 👙 ☀️

If you love finding designer clothing without spending a fortune, definitely put this one on your list 💖

17/08/2026

And cue the cholesterol police… 🚨🥚😂

17/08/2026

If you’re doing keto, banting or another low carb lifestyle and you’ve ever thought, “Why the hell do I feel like this?” this one’s for you 😂

Headaches, feeling lightheaded when you stand up, fatigue, weakness, brain fog, muscle cramps, twitching, constipation, feeling shaky, a racing or fluttery heartbeat, feeling flat during your workouts, or just feeling completely drained can all happen when your electrolyte intake isn’t keeping up with what you’re losing.

When you cut carbs, insulin drops and your kidneys tend to excrete more sodium and water. That means you can be drinking plenty of water and still be short on electrolytes.

This is why I don’t understand the fear around salt on a low carb lifestyle. Salt isn’t just something sitting on your plate making your food taste good 🧂 Your body needs it for fluid balance, nerve function, muscle function and blood pressure regulation. Sodium status also has a relationship with insulin sensitivity, so chronically under-consuming it isn’t the goal.

Then you have potassium and magnesium, which also play important roles in muscle and nerve function.

So if you’re eating low carb and suddenly you’re getting headaches, cramping in bed, feeling dizzy, exhausted, constipated and wondering why your heart is doing a little cha-cha… 💃🏻 before you decide keto has betrayed you, take a look at your electrolytes.

Especially if you’re fasting, exercising, sweating, drinking a lot of coffee or simply eating a low carb diet with very little processed food.

Sometimes you don’t need another coffee. You need to get salty 🧂💧

How many of these symptoms have you experienced since going low carb? Tell me in the comments. I’m curious how many of us learned the electrolyte lesson the hard way 🫠



This content is for educational purposes only and is not intended as medical advice. It does not replace advice from your doctor or other qualified healthcare professional. If you have persistent, severe or concerning symptoms, please seek appropriate medical care.

15/08/2026

So just to be clear because I know how this works on the internet 😂 this is NOT a paid post and I wasn’t paid or asked to share this.

I bought this because I was genuinely on the hunt for makeup that I actually liked, and after trying it for a few days, I thought it was worth putting on your radar.

I’m still testing it properly before I give you my full review, but so far… 👀 I’m impressed.

If you’re anything like me, the ability to get samples before committing to full-size makeup is a massive win. Because spending R500+ on something only to realise it looks terrible on your skin is painful 🥴

If you want to find out about the current specials, samples, colours or anything else, Sunny is the lady to speak to. Mooiste Meisie by SunnyM

📲 WhatsApp Sunny: 084 582 1003

Tell her I sent you 💕

I’ll come back with the proper review once I’ve put it through its paces 😊

14/08/2026

Day 75 of 75 🥳🥳🥳

75 days ago, a whole bunch of us decided to show up for ourselves and see what could happen if we committed to our health, our goals and our own promises.

Today I’m sitting here feeling incredibly grateful 🙏

Grateful for every person who joined me. For every meal shared, every weigh-in, every win, every wobble, every “Have you seen the ingredients in that” moment 😳🤯😂

Grateful for the messages. The encouragement. The honesty. The laughs. The days where things went brilliantly and the days where they didn’t quite go according to plan 🤷🏻‍♀️

That’s the thing about this journey. It’s never about being perfect. Just consistent 👌

If you’ve been watching from the sidelines thinking, “Maybe I should try this keto thing…”

Maybe this is your sign 💖

You don’t need to have it all figured out. You don’t need to be perfect. You don’t need a fancy meal plan, a fridge full of imported ingredients or to suddenly become the person who meal preps 47 containers on a Sunday.

You just need to start.

Start with one meal.
Then another.
Then another.

Give your body a chance to show you what it can do 💪

13/08/2026

Just another day in GP 😉

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