04/05/2026
Hopped 🐇 on the trend
So who am I ?
CEO of controlled chaos at Equestrian Excellence.
BSc brain, fascia hands, and a nervous system that reads horses better than most people read texts.
I don’t “massage.” I dismantle compensation patterns, bully the diaphragm into behaving, and convince fascia to stop lying to the brain.
If your horse is falling in, drifting out, or “just being quirky”… it’s not. It’s a pattern. And I will find it.
Half my life is spent on dusty showgrounds, the other half explaining to riders that their left seat collapse is not a personality trait.
Structure dictates function. Fascia holds the receipts.
Internationally qualified. Locally relentless.
Built a business in a pandemic, scaled it across countries, and still somehow end up doing COD follow-ups like it’s a personality test.
Courses. Treatments. Taping. Cupping. Nervous system resets.
If it connects horse ↔ rider ↔ brain, I’m in.
Equal parts science, instinct, and “this horse just told me something you’re not ready to hear.”
If you came here for soft, aesthetic horse content… wrong yard.
If you want your horse moving like it actually has a spine again—welcome.