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31/07/2026

New series dropping this weekend

31/07/2026

Kwa Malume III

Sekuphele izinsukwana nje sibhebhene sino Mzala wami u Thandeka and uyambona usangihalela nami futhi ngisahalela ukumchamela inkinga asilitholi ithuba ngoba hlezi u Asanda eseduze kwamzala asikwazi ukuphinde sibhebhane Lapho umzala usenomkhuba wokuthi mayengifica ngingedwa angibambe ipipi or angikhuhle ngezinqa aqede ahleke aziqhubekele nabekwenza😅

So namhlanje umalume u off and sizihlalele imina naye no Asanda, uThandeka useskoleni kanti malumekazi yena usemsebenzini. Asuke umalume angicele ukuthi angimuyele ngasezitolo ufuna ngiyomkhiphela imali nangempela ngilunge ngihambe mangifika nje ezitolo kusheshe yonke into ngibuye ngingene ngomnyango lona ongemuva wase kitchen coz ngiqale e toilet ngayochama

Mangithi ngivusa amehlo ngibuka ku sofa wami engilala kuwona imihlola yini u Asanda ugude phambi kwamalume umuncela umthondo🍆👄useze wapaqaka izihlathi, yazi umqondo wami Kwabangathi uyahamba kancane ngashokheka ngama iskhashana ngabuka Lapho abangiboni, sengyabona kungani umalume bezwana kangaka No Asanda😲kuthi kusenjalo asukume u Asanda agibele phezu kwamalume aqede ahlehlise i panty Lapho ngisamile mina ngifuna ukubona ukuthi Asanda uzongena yini lo mthondo ka Malume kuyena phela umalume uphethe isigodo sento esimnyama into engangengalo yomntwana🍆..Asanda avele ehle kancane awww kodwa Jehovah Uvele ungene wonke umthondo ka malume ngisale nginkemile ukuthi u Asanda emncane kanje usene golo elilingana umthondo ka Malume wonke, bavele baqale baqabulane strong Lapho u Asanda akayekile ukufenda umalume sengizwa kukhala ubuphaxaphaxa kshuthi beselimanzi kakhulu igolo la Asah “ohh yesss daddy” kukhala Asanda “ohh f**k I missed you babanah limnandi ipipi lakho babah” Ngivele ngibone straight ukuthi labantu abaqali ukubhebhana ngithi ngyambona u Asanda uyadlikiza “ohh fuuuck ngyachama daddy yeahh” ngithi ngyambona ulala esfubeni samalume uphelelwe amandla avele umalume amsuse ambeke kusofa amdunisise livele livuleke lonke igolo la Asanda aqede awuhlohl

31/07/2026

Kwa Malume II

….ngithi ngyazama ukusondela ku Thandeka ngfuna ukuzomchazela Avele angene Ekamereni labo avale, Ngivele ngibone ukuthi ngaze ngasenkingeni uzoyibhadlaza lendaba lay’Khaya u malume angixoshe🥺

Sivuke ngakusasa I Sunday kwenziwe I breakfast and u Malume no MaKhumalo bayazincokelela nje abanake lutho ngeke usho ukuthi kade bebhebhana ubusuku bonke, Lapho kungene u Thandeka beno Asanda Kuvele kuhlangane amehlo ami No Thandeka ngishawe amahloni ngibheke phansi, ngingafuni kodwa ba notice lana endlini aii avele akhale ngekhanda u Thandeka elibi, ngibone u Malumekazi emphuthumisela ama painkiller athi makadle ne breakfast aphinde ayolala kancane. Abuze umalume “uzokwazi ukuza enkonzweni namhlanje MaThah” athi ngeke akwazi useyoze aye nge practise Ya Tuesday.

Aii kudliwe i breakfast aqede athi u malumekazi “Sandile mfana ka Anti Cela uhlale ungibhekele u Thandeka thina sisaya enkonzweni” nangampela baphume bobathathu u malume no MaKhumalo no Asanda bahambe.

Kuphele u 20min nje behambile nami ngisazibukela I movie ngithi ngyabona nangu u Thandeka ephuma ekamereni labo ugqoke iskhinjana esincane lesi sokulala ne vest u bra akasawufakile Lapho amabele ahleli obala nje ngyawabuka🥺avele azohlala eduze kwami la ku sofa simbathe phela kumakhaza kancane bese ngyamubuza “hau mzala selinjani ikhanda” aphendule “eii bekungekho khanda benginqena ukuya esontweni and bengfuna ukukhuluma nawe” Ngivele ngibone ukuthi kumayelana nento ayibone ebsuku “uma kukuthi kumayelana nento oyibone izolo ngibuka u malume no malumekazi ngiyaxolisa Mzala bengingaqondile ngicela ungabatsheli bazongixosha lay’Khaya” athule angibuke emehlweni athi “what are you willing to do for me to keep your secret” ngiphendule mina “nomayini mzala wami” ahleke kancane aqede athi “yazi nami hlezi ngimuzwa u baba no mah uma bebhebhana Lapho mina bayangivalela angisakwazi nokuyobona indoda yami” Ngivele ngizenze odabukayo “sorry mzala” avele angibambe umthondo phansi kwengubo aqede athi “kodwa konke kuz

31/07/2026

UBUFEBE P3🍑🍆💦

kucabanga mina konje ngzowthola kanjani, phela lelikwer… hhay, u ish uyanghlonipha. Cha angimbize azodla sengobona esengaphakathi endlini. “ish i breakfast isilungile, ngicela ungene”kumemeza mina. “niyabonga mama but nizodlela la emnyango nidirty 2much nizongena na oil nishiye oil kwama chair akho mama’ esho cha likhona ibench uzohlala kulona kuncenga mina, ok niyabonga mama mfundisi, angene ngigqoke iphinifa manje iphenti alikho, ngzomqala kanjani kodwa, ngizibuza. oh ngalthola isu nanku uzip wakhe awvaliwe. khuphula uzip ish ngisho ngokunganaki, aw niyabonga mama mfundisi ey na anaconda yagodora uma esho i anaconda ngavele ngaqhanyelwa kakhulu kwazise ngiybone ngamehlo, “usho i anaconda ish?’ ngizibuzisa ya mama but i tame aynankinga esho ngokuncokola, uma uthi itame uqinisile nje noma yingoba ukwamfundisi ngifuna akhululeke, noma kuphio mama itame ayhluphi unles you tease it. aw nglithande lelo lika tease it, ngbuze uma uytease kanjani kanje ngisho ngithi gqebhe umqhewu wephinifa, ahleke ngibone kuthi fuku kuzip, ngisho ngithi ngambamba. athi hhay mama mfundisi asiyeke “hhay ish uma sisow2 ungangbizi ngomama mfundisi othi nozipho or uthi nozi, sengizwa kahlukuthi ngiyambhebhisa manje athi ikumoyzela, ngimbuze ngithi “kuyiqiniso yini ukuthi ninemithondo ……emikhulu”

yaz akaphendulanga wavele wangbamba wangdonsela kuyena wanghlohla ulimi emlonyeni nam ngalamukela, ngasho ngaphuthumisa isandla emasendeni ngsafuna ukubamba ubig size. Aw umile uthe mpo, hhey waze wamkhulu lomthondo bo! yaz isandla sami asihlangani mengiwbambile, ngehlise ibhulukwe aleqe ngaphezulu useyangikopa manje kwazise iphenti bengivele ngingalfakile, ngithi ukugxamalaza ngfuna angkope kahle wona umunwe ungakanani! Sidonsane siye sithi voshosho kusofa, ngibe ngaphansi simuncane angikope. “awume ngovala emnyango” kusho mina ngikhiye, ngbuye kube yiso leso, ungikhuhla ubhontshisi ngomunwe ey angisenandaba nomunwe sengfuna angbhebhe kengizw lento ehlale ishiwo uthembi...

31/07/2026

UBUFEBE P2🍑🍆💦

Yebo ushilo ungaqhubeka kusho mina ngiykhomba laphaya phansi kweshlahla phela likhulu igceke lemishini esihlala kuyo. Abonge akhiphe izipanela nami ngbuyele endlini ngimenzele itiye namakhekhe ngimhambisele. Abonge. Usephakathi nomsebenzi manje “uphi umfana wakho namuhla” kbuza mina “lowo wabheda mama uthanda nsangu nawunga futhi yathanda nantombazane natshwara zomyeka lofana udlala naskhathi mina niserios namsebenzi yena wadlala 2much” cha angimshiye nangu engkhulumela isizulu sakhe angimshiye.

Ngbuyele endlini ngivule ibhaybheli ngizifundele lona ngibe ngihabula ikhofi. Ngizizwe ukuthi impela ngingumama mfundisi. Ay kwale manje ake ngithi ukuya kwi website kamabhebhana kancane ngisho ngicabanga ngifike ngiqondane nendaba kamasfebe. Aw uxoxa ngomthondo omkhulu omnandi. Hhay bo nakhu sengizwa ngiqhanyelwa kusenjalo nansi isms ka thembi ethi ake ngingene kuwebsite u”inkomo.blogspot. com”. awu, ngithi ngisafuna izindaba zamabhebhana kuvele kube manzi ingquza same time, “aw sathane s**a emva kwam” ngikhuleka ngenhliziyo nokho kwale ukuba ngiyvale lesite ngiye ekameren ngithi ukuzikopa, ay angiyjwayele eyokuzikopa ngiyeke ngiye kukhompyutha ngibuke imovie yocansi. Haw umpipi ongaka nkosi! kungake kuse nje ubaba esenongaka kodwa bakithi! cha noma sixoxa ngokukhululeka nomyeni wami kodwa eyokumcela ayokhulisa umpipi ngingayqala ngaphi uzothi kungani ngifuna ube mkhulu bese ngthini? ew koda ngaze ngawuhalela bo!

Ngisukume aw u ishmayeli wenzani laphaya, oh uthe qalaqala akabona muntu wachama, useyaqeda, nangu esethintitha, aw imvubu! kbabaza mina. Imnyama bhuqe ngiybona ngila, aw liwphethe umthondo lelikwer…, ngizikhuze alifuneki leligama aw kodwa unawo bo! Uma esewbuysela uze angathi uyadunusa kushuthi mkhulu futhi mude lompipi, yiyonanto okthiwa umthondoke le hhay lento kababa, phela ubaba uma eqeda ukuchama uvele awyeke uzbuyelele ebhulukweni avale uziphu kubingathi akaze enze lutho. uma ngingawzwanga umthondo namuhla angsophinde ngiwuzwe...

31/07/2026

UBUFEBE 🍑🍆💦

Bunzima ubufebe, bukuvuka ngisho ungumzalwane, phela mina ngakhuliswa ngenkonzo ekhaya futhi sasihlolwa siyizintombi zomhlanga ngakho ngangingayazi indoda kwaze kwaba nigshada nalobhuti owayephethe oseva ngenkathi nami ngisenguseva esontweni. Phela ngangisaphuma kusunday school ngaba useva sekuthi ukuqhubeka kwesikhathi lobhuti useyofundela ubufundisi uyabuya lapho useyangeshela usengethembisa umshado kwaba ngiba wumama mfundisi kanjalo ke.
Cha yena umyeni wam uyangidla ngalesithuphuluzana sompipi wakhe yikona ke ukuthi ngike ngihalele ukuzwa okuhlukile ikakhulukazi uma ngbuka izithombe zocansi nama’movie’ ocansi, phela kuma seminar omama siyakhuthazwa ukuba sizibuke lezithombe kanye nama’movie’ ocansi ukuze sizofunda ngezindlela zokugculisa abayeni bethu bangabulawa yindlala sikhona baze balingeke nanokuthi futhi kfanele ispade sisbize ngespade uma sesisekamereni nakuba kwaqala kwanzima ngsandushada kodwa sengajwayela sengike ngimcele nje umyeni wam ngithi awungbhebha baba hhay avele asuke ahlale ngocikicane wompipi yena uyangigculisa ngempela ngoba phela angkwazi okunye ngazi yena. Uyena owangthathela ubuntombi bami. pho lena yokuhalela okuhlukile angkwaz ngempela ukuyxoxa ngize ngithi ukuyithi halamuzi uma nginothembi umngan wami wakdala yena wavele wamitha sisaseva kwaba ukuliyeka kwakhe isonto kuymanje uneyngane ezi3 zinoyise abehlukene noko ngyaye ngixoxe ngbuye nganeno funa axoxele ontabakaykhonjwa basesontweni bese ngiba yindaba.

Sekuthi ke ngelinye ilanga ngi off umyeni wami esemhlanganweni wabefundisi epietermaritzburg, kufike lobhuti wasemalawi ovame ukusikhandela lemoto endala. Ufika nje kusekseni ubaba ubeshilo ehamba ukuthi angase afike azolungisa lemoti, phela yiyona engizijwayeza ngayo njengoba ngsanduthola ilaysense nje. “aw yebo mama” kbingelela lomfo emnyango yebo ishmael ninjani kphendula mina “syaphila ubaba utshelile minakhanda moto lapha” kuchaza yena ngesizulu eslimele. Yebo ushilo ungaqhubeka kusho mina ngiykhomba laphaya..

31/07/2026

iquickie neBoss yam

Ngisanda kuqala Kule company as a personal assistant yeboss yam(Sandile) kumnandi coz uzikhululekele and uyi hunk Noma efaka isuit yakhe but indlela emhlala ngayo iyangichaza minake igama ngu Samantha but bangibiza Sam ngizifakela iziketi ezincane emsebenzin so nje nginyama most yo guy bayangihalela coz ngi fresh so angsabi nge body yam mina noSandile sinakho ukuhalelana ngyaku feel but syayi ziba lento coz kmele sibe professional kuthi ngenye iday sisebenze kuze kube late ngimsiza ngama online meeting Nama files sithuke sesi sodwa sebehambe bonke mangi check iskhathi u8 ebsuku athi uzongihambisa ngaleyo day bengifake isilk shirt emhlophe ngingafakile bra coz mina amabele Ami mancane futhi smile ngafaka ipencil skirt emnyama senghlazi ecelen kwakhe phez kwetafula wasukuma wathi "I'm sorry but ngyahluleka ukuzibamba" wasondela kmina wangbrush ithanga wangikhiph iybuka ngezwa ngishawa uvalo oluncane wangikiss wangbuka ngamkiss back kwavele kwashuba ngezwa ubean uqine sakhumulana fast wangimunca amabele ngamehlisa iblukwe wangphuthuma 🍑wangincela ubean ngakhala wawukhotha fast ngahefuzela wasukuma wangbuka ngihlala sengbuka ipipi lakhe ngizikhotha amalips wangdonsela ekucuphelen kwetafula wabamba ipipi ngesandla wanghlikihla ubean ngalo ngaphakama walwa no bean Waze wawucindezela ngaze ngafenda hmmm wa smile wangbuka ngizibinya ngilalele ubumnandi walifaka ngezwa umzimba uvevezela wangbamba izinqa wangifenda slow laze langena elokhu engikiss wavele wangpress wafenda fast wangangnika thuba 🍑ngaze ngachama 💦 ngalala ngomhlane wangifenda kakhuluke lapho ngaze ngaphaka wangiqukula wangbhebha uSandile ngavevezela umzimba wonke ngachama laze labhoncuka wahamba wayohlala kwistuli sakhe wangbiza ngeza ngamgibela ontop ngembona ekhamisa ebhonga ngangayeka ngafenda fast sengizwa ukuthi ngizochama wangifenda sesfendana naye sihlangabezana lingigqula ipipi ngezwa ebhonga nganamathela kyena ngambamba ngqi ngahefuzela kyena ngezwa engbamba wangifenda fast sac

30/07/2026

Wangikhwela ngangakholwa

Ngangiphuma emsebenzini, ngezwa ngisindwa isithunzi somuntu owayengilandela. Ngangigqoke amakwayikwayi, ngavele ngakhutshwa ubala ngacishe ngafumbeka phansi. Ngangizowa kuphequke isiketi, bhekake ne- tight ngangingayifakile. Eish, kwacishe kwavela amahlazo ukube uSphiwe akangiphuthumanga ngisakhubazela.

Wangithi gilikingxi ngezwa ngokuqina komzimba nesandla ukuthi ngangibanjwe yindoda uqobo lwayo. Saye sashayisana ngezifuba, ngezwa kuxega amadolo. “Nxese nkosazana phephisa”, washo ngelindonda kamnandi iphimbo wena owazi elika-Barry White. Ngavele ngoma ngaxegelwa ngamadolo.

Angazi noma kwakuse wukukhubeka yini noma ngase ngivele ngifuna angiwole ngizwe ukubanjwa kamnandi yilembodlomane. Ngamuthi laphalazi, amehlo angavuma ukuhlangana. Yinhle insizwa yakwabo ilishiyile igade. Ngadidwa nayiphunga elimnandi elalithaphuka kuye.

Ungafunga ukuthi uzimonye ngovela ngasemoyeni. “Awenzanga lutho bhuti, ngizikhubekele, ngiyabonga ukungihlenga, cishe kwavela amahlazo.”, ngasho ngimoyizela kancane, phela ngangithathekile. “Kuhle-ke uma ungabhinyilikanga”, wangiphendula. “Nami sengisondele e- flathin lami, I wouldn’t mind if you used my bathroom to freshen up. Ngingathanda nokukupha isiphuzo wehlise ukwethuka.” Ngazithola sengivumile, ukuthi kanjani.

Namanje ngisahlale ngizibuza ukuthi ngaluthwa yini? Iqiniso ukuthi angigcinanga ngokuzirefresher nesiphuzo…lol. Sathi ukuhamba ibangana, safika eflethin likaSphiwe. Kwakungekho simanga,lalibuk eka liyiblock of flats nje, futhi elidala. Kodwa elingakhalisi, sangena eliftini, saya e-3rd floor. Kwakune passage elide elingakhanyi kahle ngisho emini kwabha.

Ngaqala ukwethuka, kwathi angicele ukubuyela emuva ngabuye ngaqunga isibindi ngamlandela ngemuva. Ngicabanga ukuthi kukhona okwamtshela egazini ukuthi nganginokwethuka ngoba wavele wema ngxi, ngazishayisa kuyena ezinqeni. “Uxolo Yoliswa, bekufanele ngikubambe ngesandla kulamathunzi, ungixolele nkosazana”, washo evula umnyango. WOW!!!

27/07/2026

last part
Athathe ithawula azisule, nami ngigxamalaze kakhudlwana ngifake isandla phakathi kwemilenze. Sivele ngemuva, ngikhangeze ithawula. Anginike ingxenye, ngizosule abe ezisula naye.

Siqede. Ngisukume. Angiphendule. Angiphe i hug ende.

Silale ihora sibambene kamnandi. Uma sivuka bese kuhlwile. Wabuyela emotweni wabuya nezimnandi. Sadla. Saphuza ama juice. Emva kwesikhathi wahamba.

Ngaze ngayenza into engenangqondo. Unqambothi. Olungenangqondo. Bengingenwe yini?

the end!!

27/07/2026

part5
Kuze kuphele lokucobeka kokuthi ngichamile. Ngiqale phansi ukuwunanela. Lomthondo. Sengifuna ukumenza nami. Kube yimina engehlisa umlenze wami. Ngibeke izinyawo zami esifubeni sakhe. Ngimhlehhlise kancane. Uye uthi bhonxu umthondo ahoxe. Ngivuke. Ngisukume. Ngithathe ithawula. Ngigxamalaze, ngizesule ama juice okubhebhana kwethu osekwehla ngamathanga. Isamile njalo ithe mpo imakwabo. Ngiyisule nayo. Ngilale ngesisu embhedeni. Ngiphakamise i uniform ihlale eqolo. Ngimvulele ngifuna sishaye idunudunu.

Athi uma ethi uyangena. Kufumaniseke ukuthi ngidle ngonkungalishiyi igabade. Imilenze yami mifishane. Unkunzana lo avele aqondane nendunu. Yizitsha ezifayo ke lezo. Akudlalelwa ngakuzo. Ngike ngizwe nje abanye bethi umthondo emdidi umnandi kodwa udle ngokuba buhlungu uma kusaqalwa. Angifuni nokwazi.

Uma nenza lena evela ngakamakhelwane, kufanele sengathi umthondo ungaba ngaphansana kwekuku, ikakhulu uma izinyawo zizoma ngxi phansi, ziqonde. Avele necebo lokuthi ngifake i hi heel yami. Asho entshweni. Ngizifake ngishesha izicathulo. Ngibuyele kwi position: Isisu embhedeni, imilenze igxamalaze, ingquza obala.

Kuthi ngoba ngike ngasula, akusemanzi, kusafanele eze ngobunono. Angihlikihlikihle i c**t namalebe nge khingqi, ngibe manzi ngomzuzwana. Aqale efenda kancane. Ikhingqi lingivule kancane kancane, umthondo ube ushoshela phambili. Aze awugxusheke wonke. Ngizwe izinza zakhe lapho engicindezela izinqe. Wathi ethi uyazazi, ngezwa ukuthi uthole unqambothi manje. Angachama noma nini. Anyakaze kabili kathathu ame. Nami angenze nginganyakazi. Kabili kathathu, aphume. Uthe es**a wathi asiye kanyekanye. Ngingazibambi. Asichame. Wazidela amathambo. Wangibhebha wangisheshisa. Ngasizwa isidoda sakhe sichitheka kimi. Noko abone ukuthi angikafiki kuleyondawo. Aqhubeke efenda noma esechamile. Ese the ne ezinqeni zami. Phela esenzela ukuthi umthondo ungaphumi ngoba uma uke waphuma seyiphelile indaba. Noko abekezele aze angichamise.

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