23/03/2026
Its only in my adult life, more recently than I'd like to admit, that I learned about satire. A friend posted an article by the The Onion, and I went full tilt in the comments. My friend messaged me privately to explain the concept of satire - I was mortified at the time, and can now finally laugh about it.
Anyway, this page featured a few days ago, and I almost landed up in the comments as a keyboard warrior again. But, they have a disclaimer at the end of each post, which saved me from a bit of foot-in-mouth.
And now I look forward to every post. I thought I'd share it with you too ❤️
An autistic boy who was greeted by his family with a sarcastic “so nice of you to finally join us” is reportedly planning to spend the rest of his adolescence barricaded in his room.
15-year-old Naveed Azkhat thought he’d pop downstairs after catching a promising whiff of spaghetti bolognese, but his rare appearance was immediately noted by his visiting aunt, 46-year-old Navya Randhawa, who loves commenting on everything her nephew does during the most self-conscious phase of his life.
Azkhat said: “I was hoping Auntie Navya would just take my appearance in stride, but, silly me, I forgot I was born into the goddamn panopticon.”
“I said ‘Hi’ and she crowed ‘He speaks!’, before giving me the third degree about whether I’ve got a girlfriend, whether I want to tutor her kids for free, and whether I’m getting taller – to which the answers are ‘mind your business’, ‘piss off’ and ‘duh’.”
When asked what it would take for him to venture downstairs again, Azkhat replied: “House fire, burglary, or an act of God, and to be honest I’d still hesitate.”
Read more on our website: https://thedailytism.com/so-nice-of-you-to-finally-join-us-guarantees-autistic-teen-will-never-be-seen-again/
Support our work & get exclusive content on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism