Total Ear Hygiene

Total Ear Hygiene Brisbane’s ear cleaning experts. BOOK ONLINE AT www.totalearhygiene.com.au

03/09/2026

I’m exhausted, my facial sagging has increased by at least 50%, but NORTH LAKES IS OPEN. 🥳

And because apparently opening a second clinic wasn’t enough, our first 200 patients get a FREE Personal Ear Camera (normally $30).

Book your ears in. Get your free camera. Admire your own ear canals from the comfort of home.

PS If anyone would like to contribute to the facelift now necessitated by this expansion, please contact me privately for bank details. 😁

You’re welcome.

19/08/2026

We’re officially opening our SECOND CLINIC at The North Lakes Suites!

We’re excited to bring our services to North Lakes and welcome both new and existing clients to our brand-new location.

Keep an eye on our website and socials for more updates.

Online bookings will open this weekend!

Need any assistance? Feel free to give us a call.

We can’t wait to welcome you to our new clinic!

12/08/2026

Clancy brought the wax. I brought the suction.

A deeply satisfying arrangement. 👂

08/08/2026

Ear-resistibly bad jokes.

Unfortunately, Tayla has more.

04/08/2026

We are now offering evening appointments every second Thursday to accommodate those of you that work the usual Monday to Friday hours.

Check our website for availability.

30/07/2026

Me: “I’m really trying to cut back on sugar.”

Also me: 🍫

This is why my butt’s so fat.

25/07/2026

That is not a hickey.
The truth is much less interesting. My new curling iron chose violence. The burn on my wrist is corroborating evidence.

Anyway… here’s some fungal debris.

23/07/2026

Every single one of these sentences is clinically appropriate.

We swear.

05/07/2026

Sometimes it’s okay to put strange things in people’s holes.

This is one of those times.

Address

392 Logan Road
Brisbane, QLD
4120

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 10am - 6:30pm
Saturday 10am - 2pm

Telephone

+61402650500

Website

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