Keep A Lid On It

Keep A Lid On It I read patterns in flowers, faces, and hands. I created Keep A Lid On It because I lived through the kinda pain you don’t talk about at brunch. Rape. Abuse.

Symbolic insight into emotional patterns and life direction.
📍 Regional Victoria | 💻 Online readings
📩 Limited weekly sessions — message to book
ABN: 91 099 847 233 We Are Registered Business 91099847233

Why I Created Keep A Lid On It – Real Talk, No Filter
So here’s the truth bomb 💣 you didn’t ask for but probably need…

I didn’t wake up one day sipping herbal tea thinking:
“Oh wow, I should b

e a relationship therapist, trauma coach and Feng Shui fairy.”
Nah babe… I was broken, bruised, and DONE. Gaslighting. Narcissists in sheep’s clothing. And let’s not forget the cherry on top – being bashed emotionally and physically by people who called it "love." I did what we’re told to do:
Therapists, GPs, counsellors...
And while some were fab, others just handed me a box of tissues and a trauma label. But you know what I found? The only person who can truly hold me… is me. So I went all in. Studied. Healed. Screamed into a pillow. Burned some sage. Burned some bridges too. And built myself from the ground up, the way I needed.

🎯 What I Now Offer (aka: My Healing Toolkit That Doesn’t Come in a Pill Bottle)
🔮 Hypnosis – Unplug from old beliefs and get into the juicy subconscious stuff

🧘‍♀️ Kinesiology – Let the body talk, it’s got a hell of a lot to say

🖐️ Traditional massage – Real hands-on healing with wisdom, not fluff

🕯️ Medium readings – Connect to beyond, even if it’s just to hear “Dump him”

🛏️ Feng Shui – Yep, even your lounge room could be cock-blocking you

❤️‍🔥 Dating & Relationship Workshops – No fluff, no princess stories, just real talk on attracting better and letting go of crumbs

💡 Why I Do This
Because I spent years doing trauma like it was a full-time job…
Waiting for someone – anyone – to finally love me enough to make it all better. Turns out? I was that someone. And now, I’ve made it my mission to share what actually works. No one-size-fits-all BS. But a starting point. A real one. With salt, sass, and straight-up truth. If you’ve had enough of situationships, toxic entanglements and late-night crying on the bathroom floor,
I see you. Been there. Danced there. Probably did a full monologue there. And guess what? You don’t have to stay there.

📍Keep A Lid On It
💻 www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.com
📱 Facebook - Keep A Lid On It

10/06/2026

☕✨ THE DRIBBLE TRAIL ✨☕

Most people wipe the lid on and throw the cup away...

But at Keep A Lid On It, every mark tells a story.

Coffee Dribble Readings are the cheeky little cousin of my Floral Readings. Both explore the patterns, shapes and symbols that appear in everyday life — whether it's a flower bloom or the trail left behind in your morning coffee.

☕ 10 Minute Coffee Dribble Reading — $20🌼 30 Minute Floral Reading Experience — $80

Perfect if you're curious and want to dip your toe in before booking a full Floral Reading.

You bring the coffee.I'll read the dribbles.

🚲 Mobile throughout regional Victoria😂 Aussie humour included free🌼 Floral Readings • Coffee Dribble Readings • Events

Book: www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.com

09/06/2026

Ever wondered what's hiding inside a tiny seed?
A seed isn't just the beginning of a flower... it's a pocket full of potential, waiting for the right time to bloom. 🌸
In a Floral Reading, the flower you bring may reveal what gifts, strengths, dreams, or healing are quietly growing beneath the surface.
✨ What are you ready to grow? ✨ What part of you is waiting to bloom?
🌼 Bring a flower ⏰ 30 Minute Floral Reading 💰 $80 📍 By Appointment
Book now: www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.com
🌱 "Every flower starts as a seed. Every healing journey starts with a single step."

08/06/2026

Gentle Opening
The flower doesn’t rush—and neither should you.
This week begins with a soft reminder that you are not behind. You are unfolding in your own timing, even if it doesn’t feel obvious yet.
What’s meant for you is still arriving in its own way.
Floral message: “I open in my own timing.”
Keep A Lid On It 🌼 www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.com⁠�

07/06/2026

✨ THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF REGIONAL WELLNESS IS ARRIVING ✨🌿
This September, Whoop Whoop Walkabout is creating more than a market…
We are building a living wellness experience for regional Victoria — where healing, creativity, music, culture, learning, and community come together under one space.
🌾 CALLING AUTHENTIC STALLHOLDERS, PRACTITIONERS & CREATIVES 🌾
We are now accepting Expressions of Interest for our upcoming Wellness & Creative Gathering.
We are seeking aligned souls in: 🌿 Organic & natural product creation
🧘 Holistic wellness & certified healing practices
🃏 Tarot, palmistry, intuitive guidance & spiritual arts
🎶 Acoustic musicians, sound healers & solo performers
🎤 Wellness, mindset & lifestyle speakers
🎨 Ethical handmade makers, artists & earth-based creators
🌱 Eco-conscious brands supporting mindful living
This is not just a place to sell products.
This is a place to create atmosphere.
To spark conversation.
To inspire wellbeing.
To bring regional people back into connection with themselves, each other, and the land around them.
We are intentionally creating a market experience that feels calming, inspiring, educational, and deeply human.
✨ CALLING ALL STALLHOLDERS WHO ARE READY TO STEP INTO THE NEXT LEVEL ✨
If your work aligns with authenticity, wellness, creativity, sustainability, and community connection — we would love to hear from you.
📩 DM us now for stallholder information & expression of interest details
🌿 Explore the movement: www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.com
✨ KEEP A LID ON IT ✨

05/06/2026

🌸 WHAT'S BLOOMING? 🌸
I'm hanging out with the paddle steamers in Echuca today, and it got me wondering...
If your life was a flower right now, would it be:
🌱 A tiny bud? 🌷 In full bloom? 🍃 Growing in a completely unexpected direction?
As a floral reader, I've learned that even the smallest bud can be hiding a big surprise.
So spill the petals... what's blooming in your world right now? 👇
🌸 Keep A Lid On It www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.com

04/06/2026

🎭✨ BEHIND THE SCENES AT KEEP A LID ON IT ✨🎭
Ever wondered what happens while you're waiting for your flower to be read? 🌼👀
This Thursday, step behind the curtain and into our magical little corner of the old theatre where the stories don't stop when the flowers do!
While your blooms are waiting for their turn in the spotlight, why not pull up a chair and enjoy a mini reading with one of our talented readers? 🔮📖
🌻 Different readers. 🌻 Different insights. 🌻 Different perspectives.
Because sometimes the answers hiding backstage are just as exciting as the ones blooming centre stage.
You never know what message, mystery, or moment of inspiration might be waiting for you behind the scenes...
🎟️ Wander through the theatre. ☕ Relax while you wait. ✨ Discover something unexpected.
After all, every great show has a little magic happening backstage!
Keep A Lid On It www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.com

04/06/2026

👀 “Did you know your FACE may reveal your love language?”
Caption:
Your lips, eyes, jawline and expressions may reveal how you naturally give and receive love 💘
Come experience: ✨ Face Readings
✨ Hairline Readings
✨ Floral Readings
✨ Wellness Workshops
📍Regional Victoria
🌐 whoopwhoopwalkabout.com⁠�

04/06/2026

👂 KEEP A LID ON IT — FACE READINGS 👂
by whoopwhoopwalkabout.com
Did you know…
we often start with the ears first?
Why?
Because the ears can reveal clues about a person’s early life, emotional foundations, resilience and how they learned to navigate the world as a child.
Small ears close to the head can suggest someone who learned to observe carefully before speaking.
A sharp inner point may reveal heightened awareness and sensitivity to their environment.
Smooth rounded outer ridges often appear in people who avoid unnecessary conflict and prefer harmony around them.
And ear lobes?
That’s where it gets interesting…
Attached lobes on one side and detached on the other can sometimes show a fascinating mix between duty to others and personal independence. Thin lobes may point toward someone who values emotional depth over material things.
At Keep A Lid On It, we don’t just look at a face…
we read the story beneath it.
Every feature whispers something.
You just need to know how to listen.
🎭 Live Readings
🌿 Floral Readings
☕ Coffee Readings
👂 Face Reading Experiences
🔥 Regional Victoria Events
Who’s brave enough to sit in the chair next? 👀
www.whoopwhoopwalkabout.com

03/06/2026

☕✨ “THE DRIBBLE TRAIL” ✨☕
Ever looked inside your takeaway coffee cup and noticed the dribbles left behind?
Most people wipe the lid on and throw it away…
But in coffee reading, those little trails, splashes, and markings can tell a story. 👀
At Keep A Lid On It by whoopwhoopwalkabout.com⁠�, I offer quick, quirky 10 Minute Coffee Dribble Readings — just $20 using your own takeaway cup.
No crystal ball.
No awkward incense smoke.
Just your morning coffee… and whatever decided to stay behind in the cup. ☕✨
Sometimes I’ll spot:
☕ A winding trail up the side
This often shows someone trying to move forward but getting pulled in too many directions. Your energy is climbing… but distractions are stealing momentum.
☕ Tiny dots near the base
Traditionally linked with small money matters, surprise purchases, or lots of little things demanding attention at once.
☕ A heart-shaped dribble
Not always romance. Often it points to emotional conversations, reconnections, or someone thinking about you more than you realise.
☕ A clean open space in the cup
Usually a positive sign. It can suggest clarity arriving after confusion or finally “seeing straight” about something.
☕ Heavy thick residue stuck at the bottom
This can point to emotional weight, exhaustion, or carrying too much for too many people.
The funniest part?6
People usually say:
“HOW did you even see that in my coffee cup?” 😂
📍Perfect for markets, wellness events, festivals, pop-ups, creative spaces & quirky regional adventures around Shepparton, Mooroopna, Echuca, Bendigo & surrounding country towns.
🚲 Mobile setup
☕ Fast 10 minute readings
😂 Aussie humour included free
👀 You bring the coffee — I read the dribbles

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The Lake House
Mooroopna, VIC
3628

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm

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