20/10/2026
New Toastie teamies will be working behind the scenes! Aria DeRossi and Braxon Fong.
Aria DeRossi is yet another new face at Team Toast Whisperer. She has joined in the capacity of Workplace Psychologist and Rap-Minstrel. Her sick beats are available on Spotify under the nom-de-rhythm Pryncesz Ammoh. Her psych’ quals were gained at the Ivy League College of South Dakota, New South Wales. If you recognise Aria, then you probably recall the television game-show GIMME A MILLION BUCKS in which she won the coveted mill’ but unfortunately had to accept the prize in twenty-cent pieces. Aria DeRossi is related by family to Renato DeRossi but points out that only losers would worry about sh*t like that. We Agree.
Braxon was educated at the University of Joondalup before it merged with Northern TAFE in 2026. Braxon’s duties are both finance-centrifugal and social-media themed. Although related by DNA to Phil Fong, Braxon mistakenly sees himself as an outsider who won out against overwhelming odds with his sheer talent and moxie. He is in fact, closer to the truth when he describes himself as the Personality Hire. Braxon can also be seen on the Pickleball courts at Greenwood and declared his dating days are over since he wed Mistytronica his “affection droid.”
