18/09/2026
Things you genuinely NEVER need to apologise to me for… 👀
“Sorry, I haven’t shaved my legs.”
Don’t care 😂
“Sorry, my feet are horrible.”
They’re almost certainly not
“Sorry, my feet smell.”
Feet sweat. Shoes get warm. Humans occasionally smell. We’re good
“I should have come ages ago.”
Probably 😂 But you’re here now
The only one I do care about is:
“I’m embarrassed.”
I really don’t want you to be
You wouldn’t believe how many appointments start with an apology. I chose this profession with feet and I love it, so all your apologies are really not necessary!
Come as you are. We’ll sort out whatever needs sorting