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Colonic Irrigation - gentle cleansing for your colon. Available at Sue Shields Spa, Carnforth
https://colonicsnorthwest.co.uk/

Colonic Irrigation/Hydrotherapy can offer relief from a variety of conditions (such as Constipation, Diarrhoea, IBS and other Digestive problems) by cleansing the colon of compacted, putrefactive faecal waste and gas. Tiredness, bloating, gas, headaches, and skin complaints are among some of the other problems people have found relieved by Colonic Irrigation.

28/10/2026

When did looking after ourselves become another item at the BOTTOM of the to-do list?

Work.
Family.
Shopping.
Cleaning.
Emails.
Appointments.
Everyone else's problems.....and then maybe us.

October is a little reminder that making time for yourself doesn't have to involve a week-long retreat in the Maldives. 🌴 Although, if it’s on offer, don’t decline!

Sometimes it's simply setting aside some time to focus on your own wellbeing.

For some people, complementary therapies such as Colonic Hydrotherapy form part of that wider self-care routine.

No dramatic promises.
Just some time that's about you.

If you'd like to know more about what an appointment at Colonics North West involves, get in touch.

☎️ 07793 894922

Diane x 💚

26/10/2026

TODAY, I'M HANDING THE PAGE OVER TO YOU...

What would you genuinely like to know about Colonic Hydrotherapy?

Maybe it's:
💬 What does the equipment look like?
💬 What do I wear?
💬 Is it embarrassing?
💬 Can I ask questions during treatment?
💬 How private is it?
💬 What's the strangest question Diane has ever been asked? 👀😂

Pop your question in the comments or, if you'd rather keep it private, send me a message.
There are no silly questions here.

And if we get enough, I might answer them in a video! 🎥

Go on...
What have you always wanted to ask a Colonic Therapist?

Diane x

24/10/2026

🎉 IT'S OFFICIAL… MEET COLIN THE COLON!💩😂

Well, after much deliberation, a few giggles and some brilliant suggestions, our little pink friend FINALLY has a name…

🥁 Drum roll please…

COLIN THE COLON! 👏🎉

Yes, I know… not exactly the most imaginative name in the world, but come on, Colin the Colon just has a certain ring to it! 😂

Colin has been popping up on our socials for a while now, and he's officially been promoted to Diane's trusty sidekick here at Colonics North West! ❤️

His new job description?

💩 Helping us talk about all things bowel-related without the awkwardness!

😂 Bringing a little humour to your newsfeed.

💡 Popping up with interesting facts, tips and the occasional cheeky reminder.

👀 And generally getting himself into mischief!

Diane will still be doing all the hard work, of course… Colin's just here for the attention! 🙄😂

So keep your eyes peeled for Colin in our upcoming posts. You never quite know where he'll pop up next!

Now, be honest… do you think Colin suits him? 🤔👇

Give him a warm welcome in the comments! ❤️

23/10/2026

🚨 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE D-WORD...
DETOX.

It's everywhere in the wellness world.

Detox teas.
Detox juices.
Detox diets.
Detox foot patches.
Probably detox socks somewhere if you look hard enough. 😂

But I don't advertise Colonic Hydrotherapy as something that “detoxifies your body” or magically removes mysterious toxins.

Colonic Hydrotherapy involves the controlled introduction of water into the colon as part of the treatment.
No miracle promises. No magic cleanse.

Just straightforward information about what the treatment actually involves so that you can make your own informed decision.

Questions?
Ask me. 💚

☎️ 07793 894922

21/10/2026

Quick question...

How long have you been following this page thinking:
“I quite fancy trying a colonic... but I'm not sure.”

A week?
A month?
Since approximately 2019? 😂

You don't have to go from curious to booked in one giant leap.

If you're unsure, message me.
Ask what happens.
Ask about privacy.
Ask about the equipment.
Ask the question you're convinced nobody else has ever asked.

Finding out more doesn't commit you to having a treatment.

Sometimes a simple conversation is all you need to decide whether Colonic Hydrotherapy is something you'd like to explore.

☎️ 07793 894922

Diane x

19/10/2026

Are you a...

🌅 First thing in the morning person?
☕ Nothing happens until coffee person?
🏠 Absolutely NOT until I'm back in my own bathroom person?
😂

Bowel habits vary enormously from person to person.

Rather than comparing yourself with somebody else, it can be useful simply to become familiar with what's usual for you.

That way you're more likely to notice if your normal pattern changes.

And if you experience a persistent or unexplained change in your bowel habits, speak to your GP rather than relying on Dr Google — or assuming a complementary therapy is the answer.

Getting to know your own normal is a valuable part of looking after yourself. 💚

16/10/2026

THINGS PEOPLE APOLOGISE TO A COLONIC THERAPIST FOR...

💩 Talking about poo
💩 Not talking about poo
💩 Going too often
💩 Not going often enough
💩 Asking “a really embarrassing question”
💩 Telling me WAY too much information

Meanwhile, Diane:
“This is literally my job.” 😂

Please don't be embarrassed.

Talking about bowel habits comes with the territory here at Colonics North West.
Whatever question you've been building up the courage to ask...

I've probably heard it before.

And possibly something MUCH stranger. 😂
☎️ 07793 894922

Diane x

14/10/2026

Ever wondered what happens BEFORE your appointment?

While you're making your way to Colonics North West, there's plenty happening behind the scenes.

The treatment room is prepared ready for you, equipment is checked and everything is set up so that when you arrive we can concentrate on the important bit...

YOU. 💚

A professional treatment isn't only about what happens during your appointment.
It's also about cleanliness, preparation, privacy and creating an environment where you can feel comfortable.

Perhaps not the most glamorous social media content...
But VERY important nonetheless! 😊

☎️ 07793 894922

12/10/2026

🚨 COLONIC MYTH BUSTING!

“Surely having a colonic is... messy?”

This is probably one of those questions people THINK but don't always want to ask. 👀

So let's talk about it!

Colonic Hydrotherapy uses specialist equipment designed for the treatment, and hygiene and cleanliness are an important part of the professional treatment environment.
Your privacy and dignity are also maintained throughout.

In other words...
It isn't the chaotic bathroom scene you've invented in your head. 😂

If fear of embarrassment is putting you off, ask me about it.
I'd much rather answer your “silly” question than have you worrying unnecessarily.

And yes, you can ask me THAT question too. 💩

☎️ 07793 894922

09/10/2026

WHAT YOU WON'T FIND AT COLONICS NORTH WEST...

❌ Judgement
❌ Embarrassing questions
❌ Being rushed through the door
❌ One-size-fits-all conversations
❌ Miracle promises

What you WILL find...

💚 Privacy
💚 A friendly welcome
💚 Time to ask questions
💚 Everything explained
💚 An experienced therapist
💚 A relaxed, professional environment

Colonic Hydrotherapy is a very personal treatment.

And for me, making sure you feel comfortable enough to ask the questions you've been too embarrassed to Google is a HUGE part of the appointment.

Believe me...
After doing this since 2004, it takes quite a lot to shock me. 😂💩

Thinking about booking?
You're welcome to message me first.
☎️ 07793 894922

Diane x
P.S. I couldn’t resist showing off my trophy… ☺️

Address

60 Lancaster Road
Carnforth
LA59LE

Telephone

+447793894922

Website

http://www.colonicsnorthwest.co.uk/

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