18/09/2026
I would like to take credit for this
Farewell to Chase Park
Well, Chase Park… the time has come,
I’m finally heading home.
Back to the madness of family life,
And no more calling this place my second home.
What a journey it’s bloody been,
And you’ve all been part of my story.
Through the hard days, the good days,
And the occasional moment of glory.
You’d walk into my room to find
The football or racing blasting away,
And me covered head to toe in orange
From cheesy Wotsits… every bloody day.
Then suddenly you’d hear the horn…
Don’t panic, nothing was wrong.
I’d just backed a winner on the horses
And obviously everyone needed to know I’d won.
Stu, thanks for the dad jokes,
Some good… some absolutely s**te.
Shane, thanks for the laughs
And for understanding my dark sense of humour just right.
Donna, thank you for always
Somehow saying the wrong thing,
But saying it with so much love
You could somehow get away with anything. 😂
Alina, you always knew what to say,
And exactly how to keep me in my place.
You were pretty good with Benny too,
Although after playing with him, the exhaustion was written all over your face.
Nicole, thanks for bullying me
Into actually going to the quiz.
I suppose I should thank you really…
DID I MENTION I WON IT?
Livi and all the physio team,
Thank you for pushing me through.
For giving me hope, showing me progress
And reminding me what I can still do.
To every single member of the care staff,
Thank you for everything you’ve done.
Even when you put my light on at 3am…
Or somehow forgot my bloody spoon.
I should probably apologise too
For the head scratching along the way.
Sometimes the devil simply took over…
There’s really nothing more I can say.
And while I’m apologising…
Sorry for all the swearing too.
Although after this long with me,
I’m pretty sure half of you swear more than I do.
Apologies for the noises
Whenever the little ones came through the door.
But seeing my family was everything to me,
So you were always going to hear a bit more.
Thank you for welcoming Aly,
The kids and all my family too.
You didn’t just look after me,
You made room for all of them too.
And the funny thing is…
I’ll actually miss Chase Park a bit.
I’ll miss the laughs, the people,
And yes, even some of your s**t.
But I’m going HOME.
Home to my family.
Home to being a husband and dad.
Home to the noise, the chaos
And the life I’ve missed so bad.
I’m not disappearing completely, mind.
You’ll still see me twice a week for therapy.
So unfortunately for some of you,
You haven’t quite got rid of me.
Thank you for putting up with me.
For the laughs, the care, the hope and the fight.
For being part of one hell of a chapter
And helping me get to this point in my life.
Chase Park will always be part of my story,
But it’s finally time for the next bit to start.
So, in the nicest possible way…
Thank you for absolutely everything.
I’ll miss you all.
But hopefully I’ll never bloody be back. ❤️
Steven
aka Brownie
P.S. Obviously change all of those polite “bloodys” to “f**king” and it’s a bit more me. 😂