08/09/2026
BREAKING: PLANT-BASED PROTEIN HAS BEEN TAKEN TO COURT.
The charge?
āItās not real protein.ā š±
A serious allegation. So serious, in fact, that we had absolutely no choice but to appoint a judge, collect the evidence and put a tub of Sunwarrior in the defendantās chair.
Welcome to WELLNESS COURT - CASE #001. āļø
Today weāre looking at Sunwarrior Warrior Blend plant-based protein: pea + h**p + goji, a complete amino acid profile and 6g of naturally occurring BCAAs per serving.
The evidence has been examined.
Judge Bargain has spoken.
NOT GUILTY.
But this court believes in democracy. Mostly.
šØāāļø Whatās your verdict - GUILTY or NOT GUILTY?
Tell us below, and send this case to someone who still thinks plant-based protein ādoesnāt countā. š±
āļø Wellness Court will return with another case.