No Bloat

When it comes to good, we follow our gut. Try No Bloat FODMAP ready meals.

10/10/2026

Kettle. Flask. As long as you’ve got hot water, you’ve got No Bloat.

You could even ask for hot water on planes and trains.

Designed for convenience. Made for gut health. 🌱

For anyone who’s ever struggled to find a gut-friendly, or even just a genuinely healthy, meal on the go: this one’s for you.

09/10/2026

🎉 Big News! We are finalists for Best Vegan Product 2026 at the OM Yoga Show ! 🌿✨

No Bloat was created with one clear focus: your gut health. Made from 100% natural ingredients, zero preservatives, purely science-backed, it’s designed so you can truly rely on it to taste good and feel good. 💚

To top it off, we’re heading to Alexandra Palace alongside Vegan Life Live and the OM Yoga Show!

Here’s what’s happening:

📍 Visit Our Stand
🎤 Our founder, Heather Mills, will be taking the stage to dive deep into gut health science.
🏆 October 17th at 3 PM (Stand T7), mark your calendars to see who takes home the trophy!

🎟️ Want to join us? We’ve already sent out 5 free tickets to our lucky giveaway winners, but you can still grab yours! 👉 Use code HMVLL30 at checkout for an exclusive 30% off your tickets. https://london.veganlifelive.com/tickets

Wish us luck as the panel shortlists the finalists! Drop a 💚 in the comments to show your support, and tag a friend who needs a ticket! 👇

01/10/2026

Global adventures! ✈️🌍

Our stockists in Iceland let us know that the number 1 influencers in Iceland (the Country not the shop 🤗) have been sharing their love for No Bloat and while the videos aren’t in English, the pure joy on their faces speaks for itself! 🇮🇸✨

We’re officially sending cycles of shipments just to keep Icelandic supermarkets Hagkaup fully stocked. Where in the world should No Bloat land next? Drop your country below! 👇🌐

03/09/2026

Everyone's got a favourite. 🍛

Saag Aloo. Katsu Curry. Lentil, Tofu and Vegetable Hash. The debate never ends.

But why pick one when you can get the bundle?

8 meals. 100% plant-based. Ready in 8 minutes with just hot water.

Anywhere, for anyone.

☝️ Shop the bundle via link in bio.

24/08/2026

When something genuinely makes your life easier, you hold onto it. No Bloat is that thing. Real food, proper ingredients, ready in 8 minutes with nothing but hot water. 🫖

No lunch queues, no meal prep Sundays, no wasted lunch breaks and no sad supermarket meal deals slowly draining your energy by 2pm.

Fill your desk drawer by buying a bundle and stop thinking about lunch for the rest of the week. 🍲✨

🔗 Link in bio

23/08/2026

Not just on shelves. On stages. 🎤

No Bloat’s founder, Heather Mills, doesn’t just make the food, she gets up and talks about it. What plant-based food should actually be: real ingredients, real purpose, built for your gut.

100% plant-based. Low FODMAP certified. Ready in 8 minutes with just hot water. Designed by people who stand on stages and back it with science, not just marketing.

This isn’t a trend. It’s the standard. 🌱

Link in bio 🔗

21/08/2026

Here’s something most people don’t know: fish don’t produce omega-3. They never did. They get it from eating algae. 🤯🌿

So why go second-hand? V Omega-3 provides pure algal oil, 420mg DHA + 20mg EPA, supporting your brain function, heart health, and vision. 🧠❤️👁️

100% vegan. Naturally low FODMAP. No fishy aftertaste. No ocean pollutants. Just clean, high-strength omega-3 the way nature made it. 💚

🔗 Link in bio

20/08/2026

Action shot: Pouch in hand. Mid-drop. Priorities. 🛹

Some people leave their lunch in a locker. Isaac takes his down the ramp. No Bloat doesn’t care where you eat it: kitchen table, park bench, halfway through a session at the skatepark.

100% plant-based. Low FODMAP certified. Toss it in your bag and you’re good.

Anywhere for Anyone. Even mid-trick. 🌱

Link in bio 🔗

19/08/2026

Board. Helmet. Pouch. That’s the kit list. 🛹

Skateparks don’t have kitchens. But No Bloat Vegetable Risotto can still go wherever goes: sunshine, concrete, session sorted.

100% plant-based. Low FODMAP certified. Fits in your bag with a flask of hot water.

Anywhere for Anyone. Powered by No Bloat. 🌱

Link in bio 🔗

18/08/2026

Your brain, heart, and eyes all need omega-3 to function at their best. But fish oil? Fishy aftertaste, heavy metals, and a middleman you don’t need. 🐟❌

V Omega-3 goes straight to the source: pure algal oil, the same place fish get theirs. 420mg DHA + 20mg EPA per serving. No fishiness. No ocean pollutants. Naturally low FODMAP. 🌊🌿

Better for your body. Better for the planet. That’s not a compromise, that’s an upgrade. 💚

🔗 Link in bio

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