The Retreat

01/06/2026

17/05/2026

BRB. !!! Just a cheeky week away . Get your June dates in !

24/04/2026

s

14/04/2026

14/04/2026

Cut the noise . Take time for yourself.

11/04/2026

Holiday season is here guys . Don’t get caught out . Be beach ready ! Appointments two weeks in advance. Prices differ on amount of removal required. Our monthly maintenance clients get preferred rates.

06/04/2026

Some people pay full price.

Others know better.

At The Retreat, members enjoy our original rates—alongside a more discreet, personalised experience every time they visit.

This isn’t for everyone.

Only for those who want more from their time.

Memberships are limited. Enquire now .

06/04/2026

Train hard. Recover smarter. Stay in the game.

Our monthly maintenance plan keeps your body moving, loose, and pain-free — so you can keep performing at your best.

No more waiting until you’re broken. Stay ready.

DM RECOVER for info.
TrainRecoverRepeat

05/04/2026

•
•
•
•
•
• “Even He needed a little rest & recovery…
✨ Happy Easter from The Retreat ✨
We’ve got you covered lads 😉”

28/03/2026

I can only accept 20 members

DM “ maintenance “ and your email address for details with no obligation .