04/06/2026
My prices depend on the size of your va**na.
Just kidding. Of course they don’t.
But after treating thousands of women, I’ve realised there are a lot of things people worry about when it comes to their intimate area. Size. Shape. Colour. Hair growth. Symmetry. Whether they’re “normal”.
The truth?
There’s far more variation than most people realise, and almost everything you think might be unusual is usually completely normal.
So before we get into laser hair removal, here are 10 facts about v***as that might surprise you.
10 Facts About Vulvas You Probably Didn’t Know
1. No two v***as are the same.Just like fingerprints, every v***a is unique in shape, size, colour, and symmetry.
2. It’s completely normal for one side to be bigger than the other.Many women have l***a that are naturally asymmetrical.
3. The colour can change throughout your life.Puberty, pregnancy, hormones, ageing, and genetics can all affect v***al pigmentation.
4. The l***a contain thousands of nerve endings.The v***a is an incredibly sensitive part of the body.
5. P***c hair varies from person to person.The amount, texture, and distribution can differ significantly between individuals.
6. Hair growth patterns vary dramatically.Hair can naturally extend onto the inner thighs, stomach, or buttocks.
7. The v***a changes with age.Hormonal changes can affect skin thickness, elasticity, colour, and hair growth.
8. There is no such thing as a “normal” v***a appearance.The range of healthy anatomy is far wider than most people think.
9. Most women are more critical of their v***a than anyone else is.Many concerns about appearance are things practitioners see every day.
10. Your laser therapist genuinely doesn’t judge.After thousands of treatments, we’ve seen every variation imaginable. We’re focused on your comfort, safety, and results, not on comparing you to anyone else.