The Funky Hempies LLC, 12850 Highway 9 North, Ste-600/161, Alpharetta, GA (2026)

10/09/2026

Wellness Doesn’t Have to Be Complicated. 🌿
Sometimes it’s just one better habit.

We’re surrounded by messages telling us we need to completely change our lives to feel better.

New routine.
New diet.
New schedule.
New everything.

But real wellness can be much simpler than that.

Sometimes it looks like getting a little more rest.

Turning the noise down.

Taking a few minutes to breathe.

Giving tired muscles some attention.

Creating a better nighttime routine.

Or simply choosing one small habit that helps you feel more balanced.

That’s how we think about wellness at The Funky Hempies.

No hype.
No complicated promises.
No pressure to become somebody different.

Just thoughtful products, honest education, soulful vibes, and simple ways to make wellness fit into real life.

For those who are curious about C*D, our 1200 MG Lemon Ginger C*D Tincture and 1000 MG C*D Salve are two ways to explore it as part of your own routine.

Because wellness shouldn’t feel like another job.

It should feel like something you can actually live.

🌿 C*D With Soul.
✨ Retro Vibes. Modern Wellness.

What’s ONE small thing you do that helps you reset?

Drop it in the comments.

And if C*D has been on your radar, visit TheFunkyHempies.com or send us a message.

No pressure. Just good information and good vibes.

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*DWithSoul

10/04/2026

FUTURE PAST

Yesterday’s soul. Tomorrow’s groove.

TFHAJL • SESSION #38

What happens when the soul of yesterday meets the imagination of tomorrow?

You get Session #38: FUTURE PAST.

This one moves through cinematic jazz-funk, beat-driven soul, deep groove, rare musical chemistry, and a few moments that make you stop and say:

“Wait…what is THIS?”

That was the goal.

Not nostalgia.
Not trend-chasing.
Not music stuck in one era.

Just records that prove great groove has always had one foot in the past and one foot reaching forward.

🎧 THE LINEUP

1. Soulpersona & Bryan Corbett — The Magnetica Theme
2. Audrey Powne — Broken Record
3. Day Dreaming — feat. Cisco Swank & Luke Titus
4. Stevie Wonder — I’m Into Livin’
5. Jambaa Groove Azkel — No Pain, No Gain
6. Byron Miller, Walter Beasley & Stevie Wonder — Real Love
7. Sarah L King — Let Me Be The One You Love

Seven tracks.

Different textures.
Different generations.
Same musical bloodline.

Yesterday’s soul. Tomorrow’s groove.

That’s FUTURE PAST.

Curated with intention. Shared with soul.

— The Funky Hempies Acid Jazz Lounge

Which track gave you the biggest “WHO IS THIS?” moment? 👀🔥

Drop the artist + track in the comments. Purchase the products at thefunkyhempies.com

And if you’ve got one record that sounds like it belongs in the past and the future at the same time, put us on.

That might be where Session #39 begins.

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Session38 YesterdaysSoulTomorrowsGroove AcidJazz

09/26/2026

BUILT FOR THE FEEL

Crafted for the ears. Built for the soul.

Some playlists are built around a genre.

This one was built around a feeling.

Session #37 — BUILT FOR THE FEEL moves through grit, soul, modern groove, late-night cool, and just enough edge to keep the room interesting.

No formula.
No filler.
No sympathy chairs. 😂

Just seven records that earned their place.

🎧 THE LINEUP

1. Tanika Charles — Soul Run
2. Joy Crookes — Feet Don’t Fail Me Now
3. Micah Millar — Fool’s Fate
4. Sam Wills, Kofi Stone & Jake Milliner — Sweet Distraction
5. Myles Sanko — Don’t Lose Hope
6. LEISURE — Sundown
7. Leven Kali — Are U Still

This one starts with movement, settles into the pocket, gets a little deeper, then glides into that late-night soul space.

Different voices.
Different textures.
One thing in common:

They all FEEL right.

That’s the whole point.

Crafted for the ears. Built for the soul.

— The Funky Hempies Acid Jazz Lounge

Which track hit you first?

And if you could add ONE record to Built for the Feel, what would it be?

Drop the artist + song in the comments.
You might put us onto Session #38. 🔥

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CraftedForTheEars BuiltForTheSoul AcidJazz

09/25/2026

Don’t wait until your body is begging for a break.

Make wellness part of the routine.

You take care of the car before the engine light comes on.

You charge your phone before it hits zero.

So why do we so often wait until we’re completely drained before we start taking care of ourselves?

Wellness doesn’t have to begin with a problem.

Sometimes it simply means creating a better routine.

More rest.
More movement.
A little less noise.
A little more intention.

And for people who are curious about C*D, it can also mean incorporating it into an everyday wellness routine.

Funky Hempies, we keep that simple.

1200 MG Lemon Ginger C*D Tincture
An easy way to explore C*D as part of your daily routine.

1000 MG C*D Salve
Topical care for those moments when tired muscles and joints could use a little extra TLC.

No miracle promises.

No hype.

Just two thoughtfully made products designed to fit into real life.

Because taking care of yourself shouldn’t be something you only think about when your tank is empty.

Start before the warning light comes on.

C*D With Soul.
Retro Vibes. Modern Wellness.

Which sounds more like your routine right now?

RESET if you’re interested in the tincture.

RECOVER if you want to know more about the salve.

Visit TheFunkyHempies.com to explore both.

Source: The Funky Hempies LLC

*DWithSoul

09/18/2026

WHERE THE GROOVES MEET

No borders. No eras. Just feel.

TFHAJL • SESSION #36

What happens when you stop asking “What genre is this?” and start asking one question:

“Does it FEEL right?” 🎶

Welcome to Session #36: WHERE THE GROOVES MEET.

This week, we followed the groove wherever it wanted to take us.

Across the Atlantic.
Through Brit-funk.
Into grown-folks soul.
Past Philly.
Through contemporary groove and West Coast flavor.
Straight into some serious P-Funk DNA.

And somehow, everybody ended up in the same room.

🎧 THE LINEUP

1️⃣ The Brit Funk Association — We Love the Sunshine on Our Face
2️⃣ Georgie B & The Groove Association — Upside Down
3️⃣ Ernie & The Family McKone — In The Thick of It
4️⃣ Myles Sanko — I Feel the Same
5️⃣ Kindred The Family Soul — Welcome to My World (Boogie Back Remix)
6️⃣ Jay Worthy, LNDN DRGS, Channel Tres, Terrace Martin & Generation P — Oh I
7️⃣ Chaka Khan — Curious Subject 👑

Seven records.

Different generations.
Different musical neighborhoods.
Different influences.

One conversation.

That’s what we believe around here.

Great music doesn’t need a passport.
Soul doesn’t have an expiration date.
And a serious groove doesn’t care what somebody decided to call the genre.

If it moves you, it belongs.

That’s where the grooves meet. 🔥

Curated with intention. Shared with soul.

— The Funky Hempies Acid Jazz Lounge

Which track caught you completely off guard? 👀🎧

Drop the artist + track in the comments.

And here’s the real challenge:

Give us ONE record from your own crate that belongs where the grooves meet.

You might just put us onto something for Session #37. 🔥

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Session36 NoBordersNoErasJustFeel AcidJazz

09/17/2026

PEACE IS A SKILL.

Practice Your Reset.

That can become one of those posts that feels bigger than C*D.

Peace doesn’t always just show up.

Sometimes you have to create it.

Protect it.

Practice it.

In a world that constantly asks for your attention, your energy, and your time, making space to reset is not selfish.

It’s necessary.

Your reset might look like:

🎶 putting on music that changes the mood
☕ sitting quietly before the day starts
🌊 stepping outside and getting some air
📵 putting the phone down for a while
🧘🏾 taking a few slow breaths
💛 giving your body permission to simply rest

And for some people, C*D becomes one small part of that everyday wellness routine.

That’s exactly how we see our products at The Funky Hempies.

Not magic.

Not hype.

Just thoughtfully made options for people exploring a little more calm, comfort, balance, and recovery in their daily lives.

Our 1200 MG Lemon Ginger C*D Tincture and 1000 MG C*D Salve are there when you’re ready to explore.

But the bigger message today is simple:

Don’t wait until you’re completely drained to give yourself permission to reset.

🌿 C*D With Soul.
Retro Vibes. Modern Wellness.

What does your reset look like?

Drop one thing in the comments that helps you slow everything down and get back to yourself.

And if C*D has been something you’ve been curious about, visit TheFunkyHempies.com or send us a message.

No pressure. Just conversation.

Source: The Funky Hempies LLC

*DWithSoul

09/11/2026

25 YEARS LATER, THEIR ABSENCE IS STILL FELT. THEIR LIVES ARE STILL REMEMBERED.

September 11, 2001 changed thousands of families forever.

Twenty-five years later, there are still empty chairs at family tables, birthdays marked by absence, stories retold through tears, and memories held close by those who loved someone taken that day.

Today is not only about remembering what happened.

It is about remembering who was lost.

The mothers and fathers.
The sons and daughters.
The husbands and wives.
The brothers, sisters, friends, coworkers, first responders, and everyday people whose lives mattered deeply to someone.

To the families who have carried this grief for 25 years:

You are not forgotten.
Your loved ones are not forgotten.

May today bring moments of comfort, peace, and the reassurance that their lives continue to be honored through memory, love, and remembrance.

Take a quiet moment today to remember.

If you are honoring someone personally, you are welcome to share their name, a memory, or simply leave a ❤️ in remembrance.

Source: Localretta | The Local Voice

09/04/2026

You’ve Put In The Work. Now Reset Well. 🌿

Labor Day weekend is more than a long weekend.

It’s a reminder.

A reminder that hard work matters…
but so does recovery.

So does rest.
So does slowing down.
So does taking care of yourself after giving so much of your time, energy, and effort.

At The Funky Hempies, we believe wellness should feel approachable, soulful, and real.

This weekend, give yourself permission to reset.

🌿 Wind down after a long day
🌿 Support a calmer evening routine
🌿 Show tired muscles and joints a little love
🌿 Make space to breathe, recover, and recharge

If you’ve been curious about where C*D might fit into your wellness routine, this could be a great time to explore.

We currently offer:

✨ 1200 MG Lemon Ginger C*D Tincture
✨ 1000 MG C*D Salve

No hype.
No pressure.
Just thoughtfully made products and a more soulful approach to everyday wellness.

Labor Day Weekend Sale: 20% OFF both products

Because after all the work you put in…

your reset matters too.

🌿 C*D With Soul. Wellness With Purpose.

Take your Labor Day weekend reset seriously.

Visit TheFunkyHempies.com and enjoy 20% OFF both products for Labor Day weekend.

Explore it. Learn about it. Find your groove.

Retro Vibes. Modern Wellness.
C*D With Soul.

Source: The Funky Hempies LLC

*DWithSoul

08/29/2026

THE GROOVE BETWEEN US

Different eras. One language.

Old school? New school? Nah.
GOOD MUSIC has no expiration date. 🔥

Some call it old school.
Some call it new school.

We just call it THE GROOVE. 😎🎶

Welcome to TFHAJL Session #34 — THE GROOVE BETWEEN US.

This session is a musical conversation across generations.

The Brand New Heavies bring that unmistakable acid-jazz foundation. Ajia, Arkose and Threetwenty show how younger voices continue pushing soul forward. Jarrod Lawson reaches into the Isley Brothers songbook. Alex Isley & Butcher Brown put their own fingerprints on Patrice Rushen. And Raquel Rodriguez brings us home with the funk.

Different artists.
Different generations.
Different interpretations.

But everybody speaks the same language.

Because great music doesn’t belong to a decade.

A bassline doesn’t know your age.

And when the pocket hits just right, nobody asks whether it’s 1977, 1997 or 2027.

You just FEEL it. 🔥

Maybe that’s the real groove between us.

**The groove was never old school or new school.

It was always OUR school.** ✊🏾🎹🥁

🎧 Run Session #34 from Track 1 through Track 7. No shuffle. The Funky Hempies LLC

Then tell me:

Which generation are YOU representing—and which track made you forget about generations altogether? 👀🔥

Better yet, send this session to somebody 20 years older or younger than you.

Let’s see if the groove really does speak one language. 😉

Curated with intention. Shared with soul.™

Source: The Funky Hempies LLC in the bio.

TheFunkyHempies AcidJazzLounge

08/28/2026

Your Body Knows When It’s Time to Reset.

The question is… do you listen?
Wellness doesn’t always require a major life change. Sometimes it starts with one better evening.

What’s one thing you do to reset at the end of day?

If C*D is something you’ve been curious about, take a look at our tincture and salve at TheFunkyHempies.com. No pressure—just another option for your wellness routine. Plus a 20% discount!

Source: The Funky Hempies LLC

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