06/16/2026
The âlatest and greatestâ is not always so great. đŹ Do yourself a favor & read up on how awful the caffeine/sugar combo is for your metabolic and hormonal health.
Crumbl just launched âDirty Sodas.â Finally, some honest marketing.
One of these drinks contains 186 grams of sugar. For reference, thatâs equivalent to:
- Almost 5 cans of Coke
- 2 pints of Ben & Jerryâs
- 29 Krispy Kreme donuts
- 40 Oreos
..except youâre drinking it through a straw.
The American Heart Association recommends no more than 25 grams of added sugar per day for women and 36 grams for men.
This one drink delivers roughly 5 to 7 daysâ worth of added sugar in a single sitting.
And your body knows it.
When you consume that much sugar at once, your blood sugar spikes violently, triggering a massive insulin response. Your liver gets flooded with fructose it canât process, converting it directly to fat. Your dopamine system lights up like a slot machine, making you crave more.
This is a metabolic wrecking ball that sets the stage for insulin resistance, fatty liver disease, type 2 diabetes, and chronic inflammation.
âDirty Sodaâ might be the most accurate product name Iâve seen all year.
Please do not drink this.