Re-vive Hydration and Wellness

10/12/2026

💉💇‍♀️ LOSING WEIGHT… BUT ALSO LOSING YOUR HAIR?! 😳

You signed up to lose the pounds, NOT your ponytail! 😂

If you've noticed more hair in your brush or shower since starting your weight loss journey, you're not alone!

Rapid weight loss, changes in nutrition, and not getting enough protein can sometimes trigger temporary hair shedding. And no, that doesn't automatically mean your weight loss medication is to blame!

🎥 So, what's actually happening?

We asked Mike to break it down, because apparently losing weight comes with questions nobody warned us about. 🤦‍♀️

💙 At Re-vIVe Hydration & Wellness, we're not just focused on the number on the scale. We're focused on helping you stay healthy throughout your journey!

👇 Have you experienced hair shedding during weight loss? Drop your questions below! Mike might just answer yours next!

10/12/2026

🎃🐾 REMINGTON’S HALLOWEEN RAFFLE IS STILL GOING! 🐾🎃

Our little guy is continuing to recover from surgery, and we are SO thankful for everyone who has supported, checked on, and spoiled him along the way. 💙
Want to help Rem AND have a chance to win something pretty amazing?!

🎟️ $5 PER ENTRY
🎟️ UNLIMITED ENTRIES

🏆 ONE WINNER GETS THEIR CHOICE OF:

💧 A FREE Myers’ IV

OR

⚡ A FREE PACKAGE OF 3 SOFTWAVE TREATMENTS!

Every raffle entry helps with Re*****on’s surgery and recovery expenses. Between crate rest, medications, therapy, lick mats, chew toys, and his highly anticipated 5-minute daily adventures, Rem is working hard on getting back to his regularly scheduled shenanigans. 😂🐶

🎃 Enter through Halloween!
🏆 Winner drawn November 2!
$5 = 1 entry
$25 = 5 entries
$100 = 20 entries + unofficial status as one of Re*****on’s favorite humans. 😂💙

🐾 WANT TO SEND REM A BOOP?
We also made Re*****on his very own Boop Wishlist with some goodies to keep him comfortable, entertained, and mentally stimulated while he’s stuck on crate rest!
Shop Re*****on’s Boop Wishlist 🐾💙
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Thank you for continuing to love our boy and help us get him back on his paws! 💙🐾

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10/12/2026

🎃🐾 REMINGTON’S HALLOWEEN RAFFLE! 🐾🎃

As many of you know, Mike’s best buddy, Re*****on, recently underwent surgery for a bulging disc. Now we’re raising money to help with the cost of his surgery and recovery — and giving you the chance to win an AMAZING prize while supporting our favorite four-legged member of the Re-vIVe family! 💙🐶

🎟️ $5 PER ENTRY
🎟️ UNLIMITED ENTRIES!

🏆 ONE LUCKY WINNER GETS THEIR CHOICE OF:

💧 A FREE Myers’ IV

OR

⚡ A FREE PACKAGE OF 3 SOFTWAVE TREATMENTS!

🎃 ENTER THROUGH HALLOWEEN! 🎃

🏆 WINNER WILL BE DRAWN NOVEMBER 2!

Want 1 entry? $5.
Want 5? $25.
Want 20 because you REALLY want that SoftWave package? We’re certainly not stopping you. 😂

Every raffle entry goes toward helping with Re*****on’s surgery and recovery expenses. 💙

🐾 HOW TO ENTER:

Venmo:

Please include “REM RAFFLE” with your payment so we know it’s for raffle entries!

Cash entries can also be purchased at the clinic.

🎟️ $5 = 1 entry
🎟️ $25 = 5 entries
🎟️ $50 = 10 entries
🎟️ $100 = 20 entries

Enter as many times as you’d like, share the raffle, and help us support Rem as he continues healing and working toward getting back on his paws! 🐶💙🐾

Re-vIVe Hydration & Wellness

10/09/2026

🎤 YOU ASKED. MIKE ANSWERED.

Parasite cleanses? 🪱 Yep, we’re going there.

Social media has plenty to say about parasite cleanses, detoxes, and the latest wellness trends. But what does an actual medical provider think?

👨‍⚕️ Mike is back with his expert opinion, and you already know he’s not here to tell you what’s trending. He’s here to tell you what you need to know.

💬 Have questions? Keep them coming! We believe in educating our patients, not just following the latest internet craze.

🎥 Watch the video to hear Mike’s take on parasite cleanses!

📞 719-508-1616

10/09/2026

🎤 YOU ASKED. MIKE ANSWERED.

🍒 SCROTOX. Yep. You read that right.

Just when you thought we’d covered everything Botox could possibly be used for, the internet said, “Hold my beer.” 🍻

Scrotox is a real thing, and yes, people are actually asking about it.

But what exactly is it? Why are people getting it? Does it actually work? And most importantly, what does Mike think about it?

👨‍⚕️ You already know Mike isn’t here to sugarcoat anything. He’s here to educate, answer your questions, and separate medical facts from social media trends.

🎥 Watch as Mike gives his professional opinion on Scrotox. We promise you won’t want to miss this one.

💬 Got another question you’ve been too embarrassed to ask? Send it our way. At Re-vIVe, there aren’t many topics that are off-limits!

📞 719-508-1616

10/09/2026

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10/09/2026

🎬 NEW SERIES: MIKE REACTS
This might be a terrible idea.
Which is exactly why we’re doing it. 😂
Welcome to MIKE REACTS — where we put wellness trends, products, supplements, TikTok health advice and other things the internet swears will “change your life” in front of Mike…
and record his immediate reaction.
No script.
No warning.
No time for Mike to come up with the professional answer first. 👀
Think:
🥤 Viral energy drinks
💊 Trending supplements
📱 Questionable TikTok wellness advice
🧬 Peptides & longevity trends
💉 Weight-loss trends
🧴 Random products with VERY confident health claims
🚩 And whatever else makes Mike's eyebrow immediately go up
Some might get a Mike Approved. ✅
Some might get a “Well… technically…” 🤓
And some may get the stare.
You know the stare. 😂
Now we need material.
👇 What wellness trend, product, supplement, or viral health claim should we make Mike react to FIRST?
Drop it in the comments. The more questionable, the better.
For entertainment and general education only. Individual medical recommendations require an actual conversation with your healthcare provider.

10/09/2026

😂 THINGS MIKE SAYS AT RE-vIVe
We’ve realized something.
Mike says entirely too many things during the day for us to keep them to ourselves.
So we’re starting a new series:
🎤 THINGS MIKE SAYS AT RE-vIVe
No scripts.
No context.
And apparently, no protecting Mike’s reputation. 😂
If Mike says something during clinic hours that makes the staff stop, stare, laugh, or wonder “Did he really just say that?”…
We’re writing it down.
And eventually, we’re sharing it with all of you. 👀
If you’re one of Mike’s patients, you probably already have a quote or two of your own.
👇 What’s the funniest, weirdest, or most memorable thing Mike has ever said to you?
⚠️ ONE LITTLE DISCLAIMER: Keep the comments appropriate. We know some of you knew Mike before he was your healthcare provider, and there may be some high school/friendship-era Mike stories floating around out there. 😂
We appreciate the memories, but this is still a professional business page. Comments that are inappropriate, overly personal, or cross that line will be removed.
In other words:
Clinic Mike stories = YES.
“Well, back in high school…” = proceed with EXTREME caution. 😂
Mike, consider this your official notice: anything you say at Re-vIVe may become content.

10/08/2026

🎃👻 BOO-Tox has entered the chat. 👻🎃

Because the only thing scary this October should be your costume… not your forehead lines. 💀😂

ALL OCTOBER LONG:

💉 Botox — $10/unit
💉 Daxxify — $10/unit
💧 Myers’ IV — $125

Pick your potion. 🧪✨

Smooth the lines. Hydrate the chaos. Pretend the Halloween candy has zero calories. We support you.

But don’t ghost us and try to book October 31st at 3:57 PM. 👻😂 Get on the schedule while appointments are available!

🎃 Specials end October 31st.

📲 Call or message Re-vIVe to book.

10/08/2026

When the 1st Phorm energy drinks are just TOO good… 😂⚡

You know, we might have a couple throughout the day.

And by “we,” we mostly mean Mike.

Is he currently on his way to grab his 9th one? Probably.

Are we actually keeping count? Absolutely not. 💀

BUT it is that time of year when we’re collecting pop tabs, so technically Mike is just REALLY committed to the cause. 😂♻️

Drink up, Mike. The pop tab collection needs you. 🫡