Evolved Novelties

Evolved Novelties Evolved Novelties has been creating exceptionally high quality, truly unique massagers since its inception in 2006.

With our award-winning designs, packaging, quality, ingenuity and style, we take pride in crafting each new line.

09/09/2026

Meet Merlin. 8.7 inches, ten speeds, and fully waterproof, so it works in the shower, the tub, or wherever else your customers get their best ideas.

Big, girthy silicone with a flexible neck that bends where they want it. No wand-waving required.

Now available. Talk to your Evolved rep for details.
https://evolvednovelties.com/merlin/

Introducing Naughty Bunny by Zero Tolerance. Nine speeds,bunny ears up top, and a remote with twenty-five feet ofrange, ...
09/04/2026

Introducing Naughty Bunny by Zero Tolerance. Nine speeds,
bunny ears up top, and a remote with twenty-five feet of
range, which is twenty-five more than this pupil deserves.

TEACHER'S REMARKS: No improvement. Remains in open
violation of our zero tolerance policy. He appears
delighted.

— Miss Ophelia Cox

Sign and return.
https://evolvednovelties.com/naughty-bunny

🔥 This Just Dropped from Evolved Novelties!Some products make you stop mid-scroll and reconsider everything you thought ...
08/28/2026

🔥 This Just Dropped from Evolved Novelties!

Some products make you stop mid-scroll and reconsider everything you thought you knew about "vi*****rs." Shudder is one of those products, and your customers are absolutely going to feel the difference.

💜 Shudder | Evolved Novelties | SKU: EN-RS-7586-2

Shudder to think what you've been missing with this triple motor toy that twitches in the center for an extraordinary internal sensation. Feel the billowing, flexible cl****al stimulator thrum against you as the vibrations in the tip of the gently curved shaft awaken every inch. It's a synchronicity of pure pleasure – and because the motors work independently, the layers of anticipation mount until the only thing left to do is, well...shudder.

10 twitch speeds & patterns | 10 vibrating speeds & patterns | Intense internal twitching | Insertable length 4.75", diameter 1.58" | Phthalate & latex-free silicone | Waterproof IPX-7 submersible | Rechargeable, USB cable included | Lab tested body safe
https://evolvednovelties.com/shudder/

Reach out to your Evolved rep today to get Shudder on your shelves.

Specimen 01, now on view. Everybody calls it the stingray toy. Flexible wings, textured on both sides, vibration down th...
08/18/2026

Specimen 01, now on view. Everybody calls it the stingray toy. Flexible wings, textured on both sides, vibration down the center line, tapered plug on the tail. Twelve inches across. Daily Grind, Gender X, GX-RS-6350-2. Talk to your Evolved rep. https://evolvednovelties.com/daily-grind

08/13/2026

Three zones, three motors, one toy.

Arouse 3 pleasure zones at once with this all-in-one toy that features powerful motors in its chunky shaft and tireless rabbit - not to mention a flexible a**l tail that amplifies the whole experience.

Triple Tickle by SELOPA — SL-RS-7845-2.
A 3-point stimulation vi****or with 12 vibrating speeds and patterns, 4.5" insertable length and 1.58" diameter, made from phthalate and latex free silicone, IPX-7 waterproof and submersible, rechargeable with USB cable included, and lab tested body safe.

Now available. Talk to your Evolved rep for details.
https://evolvednovelties.com/triple-tickle/

FIELD GUIDE TO THE WILD ROSEUnlike the common rose, this one has two ends. A velvet smooth rose with a 10-speed flicking...
08/06/2026

FIELD GUIDE TO THE WILD ROSE
Unlike the common rose, this one has two ends. A velvet smooth rose with a 10-speed flicking tongue on one, a textured 10-speed thrusting bullet on the other, two motors controlled separately.

Wild Rose. EN-RS-1225-2
https://evolvednovelties.com/wild-rose
Now available, talk to your rep.

08/03/2026

Four days ago, this was just a good vi****or. It still is. The spiraling cl****al ball, the deeply curved shaft that swells to a bulbous tip, ten spiraling speeds and ten vibrating, lab tested and body safe. Nothing about the product changed on Friday. What changed is that a thousand people a day started looking for it by name, and we cannot tell you who told them, because we have been trying since Saturday and we are no closer than when we started. Restock while the restocking is good.
https://evolvednovelties.com/spiral-charm/

Please direct your attention to the card in the seat-back pocket in front of you.In the unlikely event of a sudden loss ...
07/28/2026

Please direct your attention to the card in the seat-back pocket in front of you.

In the unlikely event of a sudden loss of composure, your Wings of Frenzy is equipped with three independent motors and will deploy without further instruction. The butterfly wings will thrust in a frenzied surprise. This is normal. Remain seated.

Introducing Wings of Frenzy by Evolved Novelties.

Now boarding. ❤️
https://evolvednovelties.com/wings-of-frenzy

Name them. Tag them if they're on here.And if they've been doing this for twenty years and still act like every question...
07/13/2026

Name them. Tag them if they're on here.
And if they've been doing this for twenty years and still act like every question is a normal question, say that too. 🖤

Address

20525 Nordhoff Street Ste. 4
Los Angeles, CA
91311

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Monday 7:30am - 4pm
Tuesday 7:30am - 4pm
Wednesday 7:30am - 4pm
Thursday 7:30am - 4pm
Friday 7:30am - 2pm

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