10/27/2026
🚨🐾 WANTED: FOUR-LEGGED FUGITIVE APPREHENDED! 🐾🚨
TPD’s Interim Chief Wright is pleased to announce that a notorious four-legged fugitive, Sasha, AKA "The Treat Bandit," is officially in custody!
After an extensive investigation, officers were able to put their best paw forward and apprehend Sasha, who was wanted on the following charges:
Resisting a Bath– Refusing to comply with repeated commands to enter and remain in the bathtub.
Grand Theft Treat – Unlawfully taking possession of multiple treats without permission or remorse.
During questioning, Sasha refused to cooperate, declined to provide a statement, and appeared completely unbothered by the seriousness of the charges. Investigators also reported excessive tail wagging, suspiciously innocent puppy-dog eyes, and absolutely no signs of remorse.
Fortunately, Sasha was taken into custody without incident and posed for a quick mugshot before being released on a long belly-rub bond.
Officials have notified the SPCA of Brevard Adoption Center, who are reportedly reviewing Sasha's case and considering whether her sentence should include mandatory bath rehabilitation and supervised treat distribution.
Despite her lengthy history of suspicious behavior, Sasha maintains her innocence and insists she's simply a "good girl."
Sasha is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of paw!
Your Titusville Police Department — Keeping our community safe, one paw at a time!
