Impulse Massage Therapy, LLC

08/17/2026

💛 A QUICK NOTE ABOUT CANCELLATIONS
First - this is NOT directed at one specific person. 😂

As I’ve said before, I usually wait until something happens 3+ times before I address it publicly because I don’t want anyone feeling singled out. But this past week, the lack of responses has really ramped up.

I genuinely understand being frustrated by a same-day cancellation. I have kids. I get it. Life happens. I’ve had appointments canceled on me same-day, and yes - it sucks.

And I promise, I don’t casually cancel on you. There have been times I’ve literally sat and cried for 10 minutes before sending that text because I feel terrible about inconveniencing you.

But sometimes I have to take care of myself, my health, or my kids. Because if I don’t take care of me, I can’t take care of you.

All I’m asking for is a simple acknowledgment that you received the cancellation.
“Got it.”
“Okay.”
“Received.”
👍

ANYTHING. 😂

Because when I don’t hear back, I genuinely don’t know if you got the message.

Then I’m sitting at the office sick as a dog or supposed to be taking my kid to the doctor - waiting through your appointment time because I’m worried you’re going to show up.

And honestly? I’d rather you text me and say:
“Kick rocks, Shawna. I’m pi**ed.” 😂

I can handle you being pi**ed. I understand.

What we’re NOT gonna do is completely ignore me and leave me wondering if you even know your appointment was canceled.

I appreciate everyone’s patience while we navigate Don’s new schedule, sick kids, sickness, and all the chaos that comes with this time of year.

I respect your time. Please respect mine. ❤️

Sometimes all I need is a little “received.” 🫶

08/13/2026

📢 A QUICK BOOKING & CONTACT UPDATE FROM IMPULSE MASSAGE THERAPY LLC 💗

As Impulse continues growing, we want to clarify our booking process and make sure everyone knows how to reach the right therapist!

📱 681-350-1937 is currently Shawna’s personal cell phone number. When Impulse first started, I was the only therapist, so using my personal number made the most sense at the time.

Now that Don Smith, LMT is seeing clients, if you are wanting to book with Don, please contact him directly through his Don Smith, LMT business page or book with him online.

💗 WHY WE ASK EVERYONE TO BOOK ONLINE
We know online booking can sometimes feel like an extra step, but it isn't because we're trying to be difficult!

When I have a client in front of me, that client has my undivided attention. Your time with me matters, and I want to be fully present with you—not answering another phone call, responding to texts, or trying to schedule appointments between sessions.

We are open 7 days a week, 8 AM–8 PM, and we are often booked back-to-back. Online booking helps you secure the appointment you want while allowing us to give the client we're currently with our full attention.

Not sure exactly what service to choose? That's okay! Just make sure you book the correct amount of time, and we'll take it from there.

If Don is open and you're wanting an appointment with him on Tuesday or Thursday, please contact Don Smith, LMT directly or book his available appointment online.

We are also two parents co-parenting and homeschooling three little boys, so there will be days when one of us is working while the other is home with the kids. Please be patient with us as we balance our business, our clients, homeschooling, and our family.

📞 CHANGES COMING SOON
Don and I will have our set schedules posted here very soon, and we're also working toward having a dedicated business phone number for each therapist.

🎟️ AUGUST 50% OFF:
Don: No code required.
Shawna: Use code DREAM26 in the client comment section when booking. If the code isn't entered at the time of booking, the discount cannot be added afterward.

Thank you for being patient with us as we grow and figure out the best systems for our clients AND our family. 🩷

Your time with us matters—and that's exactly why we want to make sure that when you're on our table, you have our full attention. ✨

Impulse Massage Therapy LLC
Affordable massage. Real people. Real care.

08/11/2026

08/10/2026

🌙✨ DON’S THURSDAY OPENINGS ARE BACK! ✨🌙

WOW… that went faster than expected! 😳💙 So we opened up MORE OPTIONS for Thursday, August 13th!

💆‍♂️ 60-MINUTE MASSAGE — ONLY $30!
That’s right… a FULL hour, FULL session, just $30 with Don Smith, LMT!

🕐 NEW AVAILABLE TIMES:
• 8:00–9:00 AM
• 9:30–10:30 AM
• 11:00 AM–12:00 PM

✨ EVERY SESSION INCLUDES A FREE UPGRADE!
Choose from aromatherapy, hot stone touch, stretch assist, warm towel refresh, or percussion therapy.

🚨 ONLY $30 — THURSDAY ONLY!
Once these spots are filled, they’re GONE!

📲 Message us directly at 681-350-1937 to claim your time!

Come show our newest LMT some love and let Don take care of those tired, overworked muscles. 💙

First come, first booked. $30 special applies to 60-minute sessions only.

08/09/2026

🚨💙 DON HAS OPENINGS THIS TUESDAY! 💙🚨

Okay… $30 for a FULL 60-MINUTE MASSAGE AND you get to pick a FREE upgrade?! 👀🔥

Yep. We said what we said. 😂

💆‍♂️ 60-Minute Massage — ONLY $30
🎁 PLUS: Pick ONE FREE Upgrade!

✨ Aromatherapy Enhancement
🔥 Hot Stone Touch
🧘 Stretch Assist
🧖 Warm Towel Refresh
💥 OR… the BAD-ASS PERCUSSION GUN! 😂

And yes, Don brought the good stuff. That percussion gun is no joke. 😮‍💨💪

🗓️ Tuesday, August 11th ONLY
⏰ Multiple openings from 8 AM–6 PM
📲 681-350-1937 — Message me to claim your time!

🚨 First come, first booked! Once these $30 spots are gone, they're GONE.

Come show our newest LMT some love, let Don work out those tired muscles, and walk out feeling like a whole new person. 💙

$30 + FREE UPGRADE = WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?! 😂

08/07/2026

💜✨ THE AUGUST CHAOS CONTINUES… ✨💜
Apparently we’ve decided that 50% OFF is a perfectly reasonable way to spend August. 😂
We still have a handful of openings next week with both Shawna & Don — and YES, they’re HALF OFF! 🙌

So if your: 💆‍♀️ Neck is crunchy
🤦‍♀️ Shoulders are living by your ears
😬 Jaw is plotting against you
🧠 Scalp is begging for attention

✨ Or you’re simply overdue for a reset…
THIS IS YOUR SIGN.

📅 Check out the remaining openings for the week below
💜 Use code DREAM26 when booking
🔥 50% OFF YOUR SERVICE
⏳ Available throughout August while appointments last

And judging by how quickly these spots are disappearing…

RUN. DON’T WALK. 🏃‍♀️💨

Because future-you deserves to feel way less crunchy. 😂💜

📍 Impulse Massage Therapy LLC
✨ Where relaxation meets intention. ✨

08/07/2026

🌿✨ OUT OF OFFICE... But the Savings Are Still On! ✨🌿

Today and tomorrow, Don and I are taking a short family vacation to Cincinnati to make some memories with our three little boys. ❤️

While we're away, our 🌿 Back to Our Roots 🌿 event is still going strong!

💜 Now through the end of August: ✨ 50% OFF ALL services with Shawna & Don ⭐ Earn 1 giveaway entry for every Google review you leave 🎟️ Earn 1 giveaway entry for every raffle ticket you purchase

🏆 One lucky winner will receive a FREE 2-Hour Massage or Head Spa Experience!

📱 For this month only, you can book directly by texting me! (681) 350-1937

Please remember that your appointment time is reserved especially for you. Clients who no-show appointments will be placed on our Do-Not-Book List.

Thank you all for supporting Impulse Massage Therapy LLC. Your continued love and support allows us to spend precious time making memories with our families, and we appreciate each and every one of you. 💜

We'll see everyone soon—rested, refreshed, and ready to help you relax, heal, and unwind. 🌿✨

DO NOT FORGET CODE DREAM26 FOR DISCOUNT
AND IT TO THE CLIENT COMMENT SECTION WHILE BOOKING THE APPOINTMENT