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Im Kim Valarik, LMT, owner and operator of Quietside Massage, now located at 1049 Main Street Suite #4 in Somesville, Maine .

Ive been a practitioner since July of 2020.
I am a therapeutic therapist
By appointment only🌸

11/02/2026

60 minute massage opening for Tuesday text to book 2:30-3:30
669-5675🍁

10/31/2026

5 things I DO NOT CARE ABOUT as your massage therapist.

1. Body hair - smooth, prickly, hairy… does not matter!
2. Body appearance - shape, size, tattoos, piercings, stretch marks, cellulite, scars… all is beautiful!
3. Falling asleep/snoring. I feel like I’m doing my job, EXTRA well… snore away!
4. Involuntary bodily noises/movements - your joints pop, stomach growls, leg twitches, etc… doesn't bother me!
5. Chatting or silence - this is YOUR session. YOU choose, I do not care whichever you prefer.

What I DO care about is how you feel leaving my table!!! Every time you come for a massage, I want you to leave relaxed, happy and ready to book again! Thank You all who have trusted me and continue to support me! ❤️☺️

Quietside Massage🙌✨🙌

10/28/2026

Sauna is feeling so good now that the Fall🍁 temps are lower.
Text to book! $40/hour. Or $35/after your massage ✨🙌✨
2076695675🎉

09/20/2026

Take an hour to relax and recharge with a private infrared sauna session at Quietside Massage.

Sauna heat may help promote relaxation, soothe tired muscles, ease stiffness, and support healthy circulation.

$40 for one hour, or $35 when paired with a massage.

Text 207-669-5675 to book.
Venmo: -Valarik

05/06/2026

Please reach out either on text or DM for bookings as well as on quietsidemassagemdi.com🌸

04/23/2026

Friday I will be having two appointments a day as requested. DM to schedule for Fridays🌸

04/20/2026

DM if you’d like to book an appointment on a Friday.

04/13/2026

Quietside Massage is back open! To book go to the booking site, Quietsidemassagemdi.com
Thanks for your patience, look forward to seeing you all!!

02/12/2026

12:30-1:30 open Feb 13th

02/10/2026

Openings tomorrow ❄️ quietsidemassagemdi.com to schedule ❄️

Address

1049 Main Street/Suite 4
Mount Desert, ME
04660

Telephone

+12076695675

Website

http://quietsidemassagemdi.com/

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