06/05/2026
I thought I was getting a few cute goats for the farm.
What I actually got was a tiny gang of four-legged lawnmowers with unlimited appetites and absolutely no respect for personal space.
Every morning:
🥬 “Feed us.”
Five minutes later:
🌿 “We are starving.”
Ten minutes later:
🍂 “Is that a leaf? We need it.”
Every hour after that:
👀 stares intensely while chewing
They’ve eaten their hay.
They’ve eaten their grain.
They’ve eaten the weeds.
They’ve inspected my shirt for snacks.
And I’m pretty sure they’re currently plotting how to eat the feed bucket itself.
The best part? They act like they’ve never been fed a single day in their entire lives.
If hunger were an Olympic sport, my goats would take home the gold, silver, and bronze… then eat the medals. 😂
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