Simply Body-fixing

30/07/2026

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29/07/2026

27/07/2026

💡 PRICING UPDATE

As stated, prices have had to go up — but please note:
✅ Previous clients will stay on their current rates as agreed.
✅ This new price list comes into effect from 1st August 2026.

27/07/2026

The Animal Analogy
Your spine’s a real-life zoo, and every bone’s got a job! 🦁

- Neck Bones (Cervical): Small and light, like a meerkat on watch! Built for all that head-turning and screen-staring (we see you).
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- Mid-Back Bones (Thoracic): Sturdy and protective, like an elephant guarding its herd. They keep your ribs and heart safe and sound.
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- Lower Back Bones (Lumbar): Big and strong, like a giraffe holding up its giant noggin! These bad boys carry all your weight, so treat ’em right.

Moral of the story? Keep your “zoo” happy and moving, and pain will be shown the door! 🚪

26/07/2026

Ever wondered why some aches just won't quit? It could be a trigger point. This graphic explains what they are, why common methods don't work, and how I can help. Ready to experience true relief?

26/07/2026

Everyone keeps asking if my hands & wrists hurt after a long week treating clients…
Truth? They’re absolutely fine while I’m working! 🙌
Day 4 off though? NOW they decide to ache! 😂 Turns out they miss doing what they love — keeping you pain-free! 💆‍♀️✨

26/07/2026

It’s funny how we will immediately pull over if the car makes a slight clicking sound, but when our own knees sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies every morning, we just shrug and say, "Eh, I'll just turn the radio up."

​Consider this the dashboard warning light you’ve been ignoring. What kind of "strange noises" are we talking about?

​The Suspension: Knees and back popping when you stand up?

​The Exhaust: Digestion making some aggressive complaints?

​The Engine Whine: A persistent ringing in the ears or a clicky jaw?

​If a routine check-up (your human MOT) is long overdue, this might be your sign to finally book it. No judgment here—but you can't exactly trade your body in for a newer model when the lease runs out!