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AstroBites:
Where the Cosmos has real Teeth. Real Astrology - No Generic Fluff.
‘Know Thyself’ or ‘Woe Thyself’! Exploration not Exploitation.

Equal parts Oracle and Smartarse. Disclaimer: AI Visuals.

02/11/2026

01/11/2026

The first lesson is live. Let’s start making basic sense of that chart.

ASTROLOGY, PIECE BY PIECE: THE FUNDAMENTALS is a FREE sixteen-article AstroBites series for beginners.

We start simply. Properly simply.

Article 1 introduces what you’re looking at, in what context, and shows you how to read a chart placement. Nobody expects you to interpret your entire life before you’ve worked out which symbol is Mercury.

Each lesson builds on the last. You’ll learn the parts, practise using them, then begin following the connections.

Clear illustrations. Everyday examples. Exercises with answers. One teaching chart throughout, so you can learn even if you don’t know your birth time.

Because AstroBites believes in Exploration, not Exploitation, all sixteen lessons will be free to read on Substack. No paid subscription will be required at any point - although nothing stops you from joining the Paid Subscription, to access more….

Find AstroBites on Substack and begin with Article 1: Learn Astrology Piece by Piece.

Save the roadmap. Share it with a curious friend. Come and learn with us.

The AstroBites free guide to making sense of your birth chart. Each article will build on the previous lesson and will be posted at 48 hour intervals.

29/10/2026

Ready?

29/10/2026

November has enthusiasm. What it needs is a sensible job description.

Mercury and Venus turn direct midmonth. Mars meets Jupiter in Leo. Then a Gemini Full Moon close to Uranus could put fresh information on the table.

You might feel ready to make a bigger move. Fair enough. Check what you are agreeing to carry before volunteering for the entire circus.

My November forecast looks at what deserves your courage, what needs another conversation and where a change of plan could be useful.

The monthly overview is free. AstroBuffet members also get forecasts for all 12 rising signs.

Read the November forecast in my comment below.

Courage needs a plan. Preferably one that survives contact with Tuesday.

28/10/2026

Starting 1st November 2026 -

28/10/2026

You know your Sun sign. You’ve read the descriptions. Now you want to understand how astrology actually works.

Then you open a birth chart and discover that apparently you need to decipher a celestial circuit board.

Let’s make sense of it. Starting on the 1st of November 2026.

Introducing ASTROLOGY, PIECE BY PIECE: THE FUNDAMENTALS, a FREE, sixteen-article AstroBites series for people who want to learn astrology, starting with the basics.

We’ll explore the polarities, modalities, elements and signs, then build towards planets, angles, houses, aspects and planetary condition. Unfamiliar words will be explained. More importantly, you’ll learn how the pieces connect.

Each lesson includes clear illustrations, everyday examples and exercises with answers. We’ll follow the same teaching chart throughout, so you can practise without knowing your own birth time, and be guided to where you can access your own birth chart for free….

Traditional foundations. Modern perspectives. Questions welcome. Common sense remains firmly switched on.

All sixteen lessons will be free to read on Substack. No paid subscription is required.

Why free? Because AstroBites believes in Exploration, not Exploitation. Curiosity deserves somewhere to begin, and good teaching should help you develop your own judgement.

The two images show the route ahead. You don’t need to memorise the whole lot before starting. That would rather defeat the point of teaching it.

I’ll share article links here and across Instagram, Reddit, Bluesky, X, Threads and LinkedIn. The complete lessons will live on Substack, where you can follow them in order and return whenever you need a refresher.

👉 Choose a Free subscription to follow the series.

🤞Choose a Paid subscription to access more articles, and would like to support our work!

Save this roadmap, share it with a curious friend, and come along. It is an immense subject, but we all have to start somewhere - and it’s better to get the Fundamentals right, before exploring the many paths, traditions, subjects and styles in Astrology.

Learn the language. Follow the connections. Keep your own judgement.

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