13/05/2026
Jumping on this trend! 😂
Ebony Nash: clinically qualified thyroid whisperer, part-time hormone detective, full-time menace to inflammatory pathways. Survived Hashimoto’s out of pure spite and now spends her days explaining to women why their cortisol is cooked, their ferritin is in the trenches, and why “normal” blood tests are sometimes absolute nonsense.
Runs a naturopathy clinic like a mix between a wellness sanctuary and an FBI investigation unit. Has approximately 47 tabs open at all times including pathology ranges, PubMed articles, solo travel accommodation comparisons, and someone’s gut microbiome results that she’s emotionally invested in.
Can discuss adenomyosis, MTHFR, reactive hypoglycaemia, attachment theory, protein targets, and why sucralose is public enemy number one all before breakfast.
Somehow simultaneously:
• a science nerd
• a gym girl
• having a crisis
• and one minor inconvenience away from planning another international trip after specifically telling herself “no more travel until the Masters is finished”
Frequently spends 72 hours trying to convince ChatGPT that taking the trip is irresponsible, impulsive, financially questionable, and too last minute… only to book the flights anyway and start comparing accommodation options 14 minutes later.
(☝️ I don't even know how this made it in here, lol)
Known side effects of interacting with Ebony include:
• suddenly caring about micronutrient cofactors
• questioning every doctor who ever said “your thyroid is fine”
• buying magnesium glycinate
• being told to reduce stress and rest by the same woman planning international trips during a Masters degree and running a business
• and learning more about bowel motions than you ever intended
Currently fuelled by collagen, coffee, hyperfixation, and the overwhelming need to “just quickly check one more marker.”
Despite the investigative-level deep dives into your health, will still somehow manage to keep your treatment plan surprisingly simple, realistic, and free from the need to take 37 supplements a day.
⚠️ What do we think? Do I update the website?
