28/05/2026
😐 Ripley vs Regret. Part 4: The Recovery Era
Morning.
I have decided that today I am unavailable.
Not poorly.
Not dramatic.
Just… emotionally buffering.
After yesterday’s events, I have taken myself to a secure recovery location between the cushions, where I can safely process my choices and stare into the middle distance like a dog with a complicated past.
You may notice my tongue is slightly out.
That is not a symptom.
That is my thinking face.
I am currently reflecting on:
✔ The outdoors
✔ The carrot
✔ The incident
✔ Why humans say “leave it” after I have already committed
✔ Whether regret counts as personal growth
For the record, I regret nothing.
Except possibly one thing.
But we’re not naming it.
I have also been told that “actions have consequences.”
Rude.
Anyway, I shall be taking no questions at this time.
Unless the question is:
“Ripley, would you like a biscuit?”
In which case, yes. Obviously.
🐾 Ripley
Head of Emotional Support & Dramatic Recovery
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