06/02/2026
Confession: I may be the most hydrated therapist in North Dakota.
If you’ve ever met with me in person (or even virtually), you’ve probably noticed that I rarely arrive with just one beverage. Why have one drink when you can have three?
On any given day, my desk may feature:
☕ Coffee
🫖 Tea
💧 Water
🥤 Protein shake
Sometimes all at the same time.
Clients probably glance around and think, “How many drinks do you need?”
The answer is apparently: yes.
In my defense, I believe emotional support beverages are a legitimate therapeutic tool. While we work through life’s challenges, I may be strategically rotating between hydration, caffeine, and whatever mystery protein beverage seemed like a good idea that morning.
The good news is that this beverage enthusiasm extends to my clients, too. The office fridge is stocked with water, sparkling water, tea, caffeine, and other refreshments because therapy is hard enough without being thirsty.
So if you’re coming in for a session, know that you’ll be welcomed into a judgment-free zone… unless you’re trying to convince me that one beverage is enough.
That just sounds unrealistic.