07/29/2026
It’s too hot to:
☀️ Mow the lawn.
☀️ Pull weeds.
☀️ Go for a run.
☀️ Pretend you’re enjoying this heat.
The only thing you should be doing is lying in an air-conditioned room while someone else does all the work.
Treat yourself to a massage—you’ve earned it. 😎💆♀️